Caption the Beast of the Ball!

Yahoo! ^ | Nov. 16, 2003

[ErnBatavia]

"Where did you find that Dennis?....I was looking all over for it last night!"

[Paul Atreides]

Hillary reserves her Johnson for Barbara Boxer.

[Paul Atreides]

Hillary won't spend any more of her own money than she has to. I would not be surprised to learn that she had "friends" buy her those clothes. And, I wouldn't be surprised if those "friends" bought her things they wouldn't be caught dead in.

[Momaw Nadon]

Would Hitlery as a running mate enhance or degrade the Dimowits chances of getting elected?

[RonDog]

To me, these photos bring to mind visions of the Wicked Witch and her flying monkeys.

("I'll get you, George W. Bush..........and your little dog too!")

See also, from http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/cmp/photo.htm:

[Paul Atreides]

I think it might be according to where you live. I live in flyover country, and I've yet to hear anyone going gaga over Hillary. At least, outside of a classroom.

[RonDog]

And, from the R-rated http://www.retrocrush.com/monsters/94.html:

Joe "The Flying Monkey" Lieberman?

[sully777]

E V I T A!

E V I T A!

E V I T A!

[metalboy]

In every one of those pics, my caption is (from Hitlery speaking) "You fools! Don`t you know your just wasting your time? I started my Presidential campaign the milli-second I won the Senate race, and I will be the sole `rat nominee come November!!! Mwa HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

[sweetliberty]

I know I have seen those doctored with Hillary's face in place of the witch, but I can't remember where. Anyway, I did have this one handy:

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[Gritty]

"Just a little bit lower, Howard, and I'll let the American People hear what I really think about them!"

[5by5]

Dean vows "Next time I wake up with that I'll chew my arm off!"

(Definition of coyote ugly)

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Arsnic and old lace! What a novel way for Hillary to remind us what poison she is! Pink and lace when she is at her deadliest best. Somehow that lace is totally out of place on the party uniform.

[FastCoyote]

"Dean: Geeez, her @$$ really does have its own zip code! "

Har, har har, too funny.

You could also caption it "Dean confesses he is gay by hugging his boyfriend onstage". Hillary is starting to look like a man.

[Paul Atreides]

Dean, looking mischieviously at his microphone: "Oh, what I'd love to do with this, if there weren't so many people around!"

[RightOnline]

Forget what she wore or what she looked like, folks. That's not what this is about.

How would you feel if you were one of these nine (loser) candidates, trying your best to rise above this crowded field in seeking your Pary's nomination, only to have Hillary! drop in...........uninvited, by most accounts..........to steal what little thunder you thought you could muster?

Just what.........exactly.........is she trying to do, and why, exactly, do the members of her Party let her get away with it?

The cynic in me believes it's because THEY believe she has "Star Power".......whatever the hell that is.........and that her luster will rub off on them.

Or something like that.

Just find the whole "Look at ME, everybody!!!" spectacle petty, ridiculous, juvenile, and outright pathetic.

[sully777]

GIRL
Don't cry for me [proletariat]
For I am ordinary, unimportant
And undeserving of such attention
Unless we all are--I think we all are

So share my glory, so share my coffin
So share my glory, so share my coffin

CHE
It's our funeral too

[TASMANIANRED]

"I can't believe she went out in public dressed like that...Bwahahahahaha doilies making a comeback...? I think not. "

She is trying to draw attn away from her face and it seems to have worked. A competing riot of wrinkles, ridges and furrows. Plus she thinks if she dresses younger it might subtract some years from her face.

[TASMANIANRED]

"Dean, looking mischieviously at his microphone: "Oh, what I'd love to do with this, if there weren't so many people around!"

Hillary administers the Kiss of Death whild Dean fondles his butt plug.

[small voice in the wilderness]

That outfit looks like some kind of perverse Socialist Pilgrim costume.

Maybe she decided the pilgrim look worked with so many turkeys in one place.