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DISNEY'S NEW SANTA: DRINKS, ROBS, SWEARS AND HAS SEX
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| 16/11/2003
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Posted on 11/16/2003 4:20:55 PM PST by Print
Edited on 11/16/2003 4:28:25 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN NOV 16, 2003 19:06:25 ET XXXXX
DISNEY'S NEW SANTA: DRINKS, ROBS, SWEARS AND HAS SEX
**Exclusive**
Top DISNEY executives continue to grow more and more disillusioned by subsidiary studio MIRAMAX, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned, this time over a controversial interpretation of a post-modern Santa Claus!
Just weeks after releasing Quentin Tarantino's shock-samuri-slasher KILL BILL, the DISNEY family will distribute a twisted update of Miracle On 34th Street, BAD SANTA, featuring Santa Claus as you've never seen him before!
MORE
Santa Claus, played by Billy Bob Thornton, is shown, drinking, sexing and robbing his way through the holidays.
One shock scene from the movie, set for release Thanksgiving week:
Santa says to a barmaid: "I'm an eating, drinking, f**king Santa Claus!"
"Prove it!" answers the barmaid.
Cut to barmaid having sex with Santa in his car outside of the bar: "F**k me, Santa! F**k me, Santa!"
MORE
The film, recently previewed by DISNEY executives, has caused complete outrage, studio sources tell DRUDGE.
"Nothing appears sacred, anymore, this is just not in the spirit of Walt Disney," a top source close to DISNEY Chief Executive Michael Eisner said this weekend from Los Angeles.
Of serious concern: Santa is repeatedly shown on film, in uniform, cursing in front of children.
One scene features a child at a shopping mall asking, "You are really Santa, right?"
Santa responds: "No, I'm an accountant. I wear this as a f**king fashion statement!"
Elsewhere, Santa Claus is shown picking up a young girl, again while in uniform, and proceeds to have sex with her in a dressing room of a plus-size clothing store at the mall!
In the end, this new Hollywood Santa Claus tries to redeem himself.... but whether or not DISNEY believes MIRAMAX can, is yet to be seen....
Developing...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antichristian; antichristmas; badsanta; bigmedia; boycottdisney; disney; hollyweird; hollywoodleft; liberalmedia; miracleon34thstreet; mousesevilempire; religiousintolerance; santaclaus; waltsrotatingcorpse
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1
posted on
11/16/2003 4:20:55 PM PST
by
Print
To: Print
BOYCOTT DISNEY: a vortex of seductive evil™
2
posted on
11/16/2003 4:23:11 PM PST
by
Petronski
(Everybody calm down . . . eat some fruit or something.)
To: Petronski
Agree Petronski. What they are doing is pure evil.
3
posted on
11/16/2003 4:25:54 PM PST
by
Print
To: Petronski
Disney can go bankrupt for all I care. They are already morally bankrupt.
4
posted on
11/16/2003 4:26:57 PM PST
by
Paul Atreides
(Is it really so difficult to post the entire article?)
To: Print
The article must not be worth reading since you didn't post it!
I for one don't click on links to read an article.
5
posted on
11/16/2003 4:28:30 PM PST
by
dalereed
(,)
DISNEY'S NEW SANTA: DRINKS, ROBS, SWEARS AND HAS SEX
**Exclusive**
Top DISNEY executives continue to grow more and more disillusioned by subsidiary studio MIRAMAX, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned, this time over a controversial interpretation of a post-modern Santa Claus!
Just weeks after releasing Quentin Tarantino's shock-samuri-slasher KILL BILL, the DISNEY family will distribute a twisted update of Miracle On 34th Street, BAD SANTA, featuring Santa Claus as you've never seen him before!
MORE
Santa Claus, played by Billy Bob Thornton, is shown, drinking, sexing and robbing his way through the holidays.
One shock scene from the movie, set for release Thanksgiving week:
Santa says to a barmaid: "I'm an eating, drinking, f**king Santa Claus!"
"Prove it!" answers the barmaid.
Cut to barmaid having sex with Santa in his car outside of the bar: "F**k me, Santa! F**k me, Santa!"
MORE
The film, recently previewed by DISNEY executives, has caused complete outrage, studio sources tell DRUDGE.
"Nothing appears sacred, anymore, this is just not in the spirit of Walt Disney," a top source close to DISNEY Chief Executive Michael Eisner said this weekend from Los Angeles.
Of serious concern: Santa is repeatedly shown on film, in uniform, cursing in front of children.
One scene features a child at a shopping mall asking, "You are really Santa, right?"
Santa responds: "No, I'm an accountant. I wear this as a f**king fashion statement!"
Elsewhere, Santa Claus is shown picking up a young girl, again while in uniform, and proceeds to have sex with her in a dressing room of a plus-size clothing store at the mall!
In the end, this new Hollywood Santa Claus tries to redeem himself.... but whether or not DISNEY believes MIRAMAX can, is yet to be seen....
Developing...
6
posted on
11/16/2003 4:29:07 PM PST
by
Paul Atreides
(Is it really so difficult to post the entire article?)
To: Petronski
ummm....an evil Santa? Isn't that like saying the Easter Bunny has gone bad? psstt..got news for ya...
;o)
To: Print
"Nothing appears sacred, anymore, this is just not in the spirit of Walt Disney," a top source close to DISNEY Chief Executive Michael Eisner said this weekend from Los Angeles."
Welcome to our world
8
posted on
11/16/2003 4:30:20 PM PST
by
PeteFromMontana
(I simply must find some more sources of power for these new strings of Christmas lights)
To: Print
I wonder if more people will be outraged over this then were outrage by ABC deciding that the work of a fiction writer was convincing enough to make a show suggesting that Jesus was married?
9
posted on
11/16/2003 4:33:09 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style)
To: Print
Our we supposed to believe that Disney did not know what Miramax was up to until the ads hit TV?
10
posted on
11/16/2003 4:33:11 PM PST
by
per loin
To: Print
Don't mind dalereed....he's a jerk to everyone....don't think you're special.
Welcome to FR, btw.
To: PeteFromMontana
You know, when a nice Jewish man like Mr. Eisner has to defend Santa Clause from his own company's subsidiary, well, what can I do but quote the indefatigable Pearl Gould "Enough is enough, and that's too much!"
This movie goes on the censored by me list, immediamente!
Thanks for the warning!
12
posted on
11/16/2003 4:35:10 PM PST
by
jocon307
(IMMIGRATION MORATORIUM NOW!)
To: per loin
Walt has rolled over so much in his grave that the ground has been tilled.
To: anniegetyourgun
Thank you anniegetyourgun.
14
posted on
11/16/2003 4:37:06 PM PST
by
Print
To: Print
Actually, its looks like it will be really funny, really stupid or both.
Santa is a FICTIONAL character who is RIPE for satire.
15
posted on
11/16/2003 4:40:21 PM PST
by
Clemenza
(East side, West side, all around the town. Tripping the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York)
To: Print
I'm no fan of the Evil Disney - but, come on people - it's a COMEDY! Sheesh!
16
posted on
11/16/2003 4:40:33 PM PST
by
Gigantor
(When "rights" collide with the war on drugs the "rights" always give a little.)
To: Print
Oh this ain't nothing. Just wait till work prints and trailers of Michael Moore's new "documentary" (a word I used extremely advisedly!)
Fahrenheit 9/11 starts going around. (This movie is being financed by Miramax.)
Disney could end up suffering a HUGE consumer boycott and even the Federal Election Commission will investigate to see if Moore's new film can be considered Democratic National Committee propaganda, which means Moore might not be able to show the film until AFTER the 2004 Presidential elections.
To: Gigantor
I don't think it's that innocent.
18
posted on
11/16/2003 4:45:51 PM PST
by
Print
To: Print
It's rated R. Anyone who takes their children to see this is officially a moron.
To: Print
Maybe when he said Ho Ho Ho, he didn't mean what we thought. 
20
posted on
11/16/2003 4:49:40 PM PST
by
southernnorthcarolina
(John Edwards is among the 99% of lawyers who give the rest a bad name.)
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