Posted on 11/18/2003 4:56:27 AM PST by WaterDragon
Verboort -- Orville Dalrymple, who has worked for the Verboort Sausage Factory for 32 years, was abducted by Venusians last thusday during his retirement party in the hot dog division facility.
He had just been awarded the Golden Weiner for his years of service when an electrical short in the overhead lighting shot a blue flame into his award, creating an Einsteinian space-time warp through which flew a Venusian star cruiser with 16 inch studded snow tires, mud flaps and twin CB whips.
Skidding to a stop on the assembly line floor, right next to the skin tube machine, the driver's window rolled down and an insect with a microphone in its claw said,
"Breaker, breaker, this is Moon-unit Zappa. I have just landed on the planet Verboort. How many test victims do you want, doc?"
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