This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went home, and this little piggy got blown away
1 posted on
11/20/2003 11:09:54 AM PST by
byrony
To: byrony
Better put some ice on that.
2 posted on
11/20/2003 11:13:37 AM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: byrony
Those puppies CAN be really scary. We have them out here on the Pacific Coast. Mighty good eatin'!!
3 posted on
11/20/2003 11:14:13 AM PST by
EggsAckley
(..................."Dean's got Tom McClintock Eyes".........................)
To: byrony
Officer Vance Freeman then discharged his duty weapon, putting one round into the temple of the wild boar. Where I come from, we just say, "He shot the pig in the head."
4 posted on
11/20/2003 11:14:25 AM PST by
Egon
(I'll respect you... I'll respect you even more... Just use more whipped cream...)
To: byrony
A razorback,piney woods or a wild feral hog will kill and eat anything and wouldn't fear God himself.If you ain't never messed with one you have no idea what they are like.
8 posted on
11/20/2003 11:17:03 AM PST by
eastforker
(Money is the key to justice,just ask any lawyer.)
To: byrony
Did anyone stop to consider the rights of the wild boar to exist? We are a morbid society that takes pleasure in the needless slaughter of an innocent animal that was frightened. Those children likely needlessly tormented the poor animal. When will the madness end?
To: byrony
Hunting for boars has become my #1 activity during gun season. I have a new found respect for the knockdown power of my 1911A1.
12 posted on
11/20/2003 11:22:46 AM PST by
BayouCoyote
(PORK AKBAR!!)
To: byrony
To: byrony
Air Force 1 landed and at the top of the steps was (former)President Bill Clinton. Under each arm is pig. He steps to the bottom of the stairs and is saluted by a young Marine.
"Sorry son," Clinton says. "I can't salute ya back. As you can see, my hands are full."
"Yes sir", replies the Marine. "Nice pigs sir."
"Pigs?" asks the President. "Son, these are genuine Arkansas Razorback Pigs. Award winners! Pride of my home state. I got one for Hillary, and one for Chelsea. Whattya think?"
"Great trade, sir."
16 posted on
11/20/2003 11:30:30 AM PST by
theDentist
(Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
To: Alamo-Girl
More Arkincide???
17 posted on
11/20/2003 11:32:48 AM PST by
ChefKeith
(NASCAR...everything else is just a game!)
To: byrony
MY GOD!!! Has anybody checked to see if Hillary is ok????
21 posted on
11/20/2003 11:52:41 AM PST by
U S Army EOD
(When the EOD technician screws up, he is always the first to notice.)
To: byrony
Wild boars' ribs are the tastiest ribs I've ever eaten.
23 posted on
11/20/2003 11:58:07 AM PST by
Allegra
To: razorback-bert
oink, I mean ping.
29 posted on
11/20/2003 12:15:52 PM PST by
4CJ
(Come along chihuahua, I want to hear you say yo quiero taco bell. - Nolu Chan, 28 Jul 2003)
To: byrony
I believe that animal was actually raised by hand by a group of gay high school students and did not constitute a threat to anyone. The pet razorback, named "Mohammed," would come when called by name and would eat corn from the hand of most group members. Mohammed the pig really wasn't a threat.
31 posted on
11/20/2003 12:30:25 PM PST by
Tacis
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