IN SEARCH OF MICHAEL MOORE COUNTRY -- A Left-lib Fable Filled With Hate, Anger & Plenty of Girth

ICONOCLAST ^ | Denis Schulz

[BurkesLaw]

IN SEARCH OF MICHAEL MOORE COUNTRY
-- A Left-lib Fable Filled With Hate, Anger & Plenty of Girth
(soon to be a blockbuster Hollywood film) ...



by Denis Schulz

Gore Vidal couldn't tell him where it was. All he got from Woody Harrelson was a blank stare. The Dixie Chicks giggled and sang him a song. It was a happy song, but it didn't help a one bit. Maybe Woody Guthrie or Bob Dylan could have eased the pain. Oh, it's tough being a man without a country. Just try it some time. He looked high, and he looked low. He looked from one end of Hollyweird to the other. He went from Oliver Stone to Bart Simpson, and no one could tell him where his country was.

And the politicians weren't any better. Dennis Kucinich said he would look into the matter as soon as he solved the economic crises. Hillary Clinton thought it was stuck somewhere in the middle of the vast right wing conspiracy -- that's where Mr. Clinton kept losing his unmentionables.

Jesse Ventura said that if Mr. Moore didn't vacate the premises within five minutes, Michael would be out the door quicker than the loser in a Dogpatch wrestling match. What would it be? The door? Or would he prefer a hammerlock or a half nelson? Better make that a half nelson -- the insurance of Jesse's hammerlock had been cancelled after that unfortunate incident with Hulk Hogan. Please, Mr. Moore, you had better leave.

So what was he to do? Ah, he had it! He would head for the Halls of Academe! If anyone knew where America was, it would be the professors!

So Michael Moore went to Berkeley and then to Cambridge in search of his country. He went to Chapel Hill and he went to Ann Arbor. He went to Ithaca and to Madison. (Actually those were among the last places on earth a normal person would go if he wanted to find America, but Michael Moore is not a normal person.) ....

[BurkesLaw]

Michael Moore's country is France. It's just after a few months of his presence on their soil, they'd want to send him back!

[Backwoods Southern Lawyer]

I'm not certain that France is his country.

See: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1026750/posts

[Free_at_last_-2001]

Michael Moore's country is France. - Agreed he's a cheeseburger eating surrender gorilla!

[WinOne4TheGipper]

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[syriacus]

Moore, Ivins and Prankin' Al Franken .... A rag-tag posse ridin' out after GW Bush.

I love to imagine their discomfort if Jeb Bush ran for VP on GW's ticket in 2004. Bush/Bush in 2004.

Only if Cheney decides not to run, of course.

[Charles Henrickson]

Michael Moore is a country.

About the size of Martinique, I would say.

[vladog]

What no 'barf alert' for that picture?

[Brimack34]

They HATE AMERICA but they love the STUPID MORONS that buy their book.

[ServesURight]

Conservatives keep writing and commenting about Moore, they're going to keep making him richer.

Moore loves the attention. Nothing makes that pig happier than when conservatives get angry at his work.

Just ignore Moore. He's nothing. Lower than fresh dog feces. Lower than maggots. He makes his money pissing off conservatives, and conservatives keep taking the bait everytime.

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