[Lazamataz]

Moon landing hoaxes. Now a soundstage with Bush pretending to be in Iraq.

The left is totally, merrily, mad.

[johnb838]

Was it totally impossible to drag Bremer (in total secrecy) to show his face?

Bremer was THERE, doofus. He was the pretext for inviting the troops to this particular dinner, he was the V.I.P. then General Sanchez started saying "We need someone more senior to start us off. Is there anyone more senior in the house?", and then Dubya came out from behind the curtain with this huge grin on his face, and the crowd went wild, to coin a phrase.

[Ditto]

Was it totally impossible to drag Bremer (in total secrecy) to show his face?

Bremer introduced him.

[SunStar]

How can a US president visit a foreign state and yet ignore all the people in charge of that state, all of whom he has personally appointed.

President Bush met with the leaders of the Governing Council... The Left is getting even more crazed as they continue to lose credibility and power.

[cookcounty]

And then they got 300 GI's to secretly come back to the US and get their photos taken with the prez and call home all excited abouted it, fooling all the moms and dads.

Maybe I'm getting prejudiced, but the guy's name is "Hesham," which may indicate that the Islamic Jihadists might have switched his brains to the popular "off" position.

[HarleyD]

Maybe the left was looking for him at 6AM instead of 6PM. :O)

[kjam22]

Man... this one is just made for Michael Rivero.

[woofie]

He was over at my house playing pool the whole time...

[cake_crumb]

Of COURSE the CnC didn't go to Iraq, Hesham. It was all staged, like the tailhook landing the libs threw a fit about and the Apollo moon landing and ESPECIALLY the infidel conspiracy to let the Jews rule the world by creating the propaganda that the world is ROUND!

In fact, Dubai doesn't exist Hesham. It's all a lie by the Vast, Zionist Conspiracy in order to keep the Arabs pliable by giving them a false sense of enjoying autonomy from the evel JOOOOOOZ.

[conservativecorner]

The nut cases at demonratunground must of made this one up after making some brownies.

[Petronski]

Stars James Brolin! Need I say more?

[cookcounty]

How do we know there really ever was an Iraq?

[eyespysomething]

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

[ohioWfan]

Is this for real???

No, I mean it.......seriously.......somebody actually SAID this??

[AbsoluteJustice]

DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!

[tiki]

Did 9/11 happen? Afghanistan? Iraq? Did it rain in the Midwest? I don't know. I wasn't there but I remember them being mentioned on TV. :-}

They think of these things because that is the way they think. LOL

[gridlock]

Bush was spotted back in Crawford two and a half hours after supposedly leaving Iraq. He must have flown back on the same SR-71 Blackbird that his Daddy flew in order to conceal his trip to Paris for negotiations to delay the release of the Iranian hostages back in 1980. Or perhaps it was the same SR-71 Blackbird that Bush 41 flew to Iran to close the Iran/Contra deal...

[KellyAdmirer]

Hey Hesham, there is no President, there is no Iraq, there is no US, there are no planes, there is no you, it's all nothing but a huge conspiracy to fool YOU! And it worked. Don't you look stupid! HAHAHAHA

[small voice in the wilderness]

I just hope Sheila Jackson Lee doesn't get hold of Hesham's e-mail. I don't think the country could stand another VRW Conspiracy being brought to light. Hang on President Bush, we'll not let the truth interfere with the final plans to make you King of the World and a Good Part of the Universe.

[Darksheare]

Not my fault!
I didn't suggest it to the Leftists.
I will neither confirm nor deny playing with what's left of the Leftists minds!

[Poohbah]

They're coming to take the Dems away, ha-ha, hee-hee, ho-ho...