[mylife]

I wouldnt touch this one!

[JohnHuang2]

lol!

[mewzilla]

If everyone in the household eats healthy and exercises then no-one's going to be packing on the pounds. Folks should do it for their health. What it does for one's looks is a bonus.

[Publius6961]

It's a convenient way of passing the buck and blaming the wife for the loss of marriage's most important ingredient: attraction.

I have always had this fascination about what this "third rail" business is all about.
That and the certainty that this will turn into a 1000 item thread, makes it irresistible.

OK.
This reads like something from the Onion.
Assuming, for a moment, that most men (and women) find it possible to ignore the fact their mate is the size of Moby Dick, doesn't anyone else find it odd that very few people marry one?

Why is it surprising, then, that when Ms Size6 balloons to a size 16, there are serious second third and fourth thoughts?

[Old Professer]

I'm trying to get my arms around this wusses meaning, but they just won't reach.

[Dead Dog]

Q. "Do these pants make my butt look fat"

Wrong Answer "It's not the pants"