[I got the rope]

Since I'm Army and my brother is Navy there is a joke to be made here but in the spirit of the season I will refrain.

Looks like possible cannon fodder to me.

[Darksheare]

My former First Sar was a 'squid' before he went Army, and there's definately all kinds of jokes that this thread brings to mind.
*in slightly shade tree used car salesmen voice*
"I'd ahh.. tell ya the jokes but that'd kinda be'a violatin' don't ask don't tell"

Response as to why we were dragging a camo net, sledge, and some rope through the drill floor area:
"It's got something to do with don't ask don't tell."

Cripes, when Clinton came up with that, he opened the door for ALL kinds of jokes about that alone.

Sidentoe, wouldn't having an officially recognised gay alumni shapter be a violation of don't ask don't tell?
No-one is asking them, but they're telling anyway?