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Wild Turkey (of the Hillary type!)
The Federal Observer | 12/07/03 | Rick Biesada

Posted on 12/07/2003 11:16:59 AM PST by chicagolady

Wild Turkey By Rick Biesada

Hillary Dillary Duck, This senator is a schmuck.

She ran off to pander in Afghanistan, leaving her randy old man, to run amok! Rick Biesada 2003

Senator, Ol’ Paint Clinton, was off on another listening tour, over Thanksgiving, making a lot of people thankful, including me.

This lady has a proclivity for donkey rides up in the high country of foreign lands, posing for photo op's, at other peoples expense.

Her adventure this time, led her and her entourage to Bagram Air Base, in Afghanistan, where she made a frail attempt to embrace our troops.

Only six soldiers took her up on an advanced dinner engagement sent ahead by E mail, according to Carl Limbacher, of News Max.Com, in his current article: Bagram GI: Troops Waited While Hillary Chowed Down.

Her arrogance and lack of understanding for military etiquette, had been right on target as she arrived an hour late, as troops waited in line to eat. She and her entourage cut in line ahead of the troops and delayed their dinner for an additional hour. Every military leader knows that the troops are always the first to be fed, but when a Clinton's around, all military etiquette, rules and regulations are thrown to the wind.

Her rudeness for the military is no secret. As First Lady, she used military officers as servants in the White House, when they threw parties for their global elitist friends.

So what is she doing here?

Who cares! Now that she is gone the troops are thankful that she has left, and they can resume their normal meal time schedule.

Naughty Bill was thankful that Hillary left town. Now he has the entire estate plus the kitchen sink, all to himself, to choke his chicken until his hearts content, at least, until the cow comes home.

I am thankful too, for my destiny taking a dramatic course, allowing me to have had only a one night stand with Ol’ Paint.

Fate had been in my corner for the first time in my life, that evening that I had called Hillary to ask her out on a second date. She wasn't at home, according to her father, she was at a Young Republican Meeting, so I moved on down the list, out of harms way.

Shortly thereafter, I had gotten myself involved into a situation and wound up doing a stretch in the slammer. I'm thankful now, that I had suffered the lesser of the two evils.

The irony here is, that this experience taught me redemption, and straightened out my life, while Hillary, seemed to have gone on a crime spree across the country, and hasn't been stopped ever since.

Now she is sniffing around Afghanistan and Iraq. Could it be that she's lining up some deals for her two worthless brothers, Hughey and Tony, now that the pardon peddling business has dried up?

Perhaps she is trying to broker a similar deal like their last venture in 1999, with the chief of the former Soviet Republic of Georgia, trying to swing a 118 million dollar deal to import "hazel nuts." National Security agents got wind of this scheme and made them squelch it, when they learned that a silent partner on the other end, was none other than Grigori Loutchansky, a nuclear arms smuggler.

That Hillary is one amazing woman. I've heard tell that she's the smartest woman in the world but I know better. One look at Bill would defeat that statement quickly, but she does have enough sense to keep her distance from her old man - down wind.

Her goal is to become the first Woman President of The United States, and her quest for power has been brewing for a long, long time.

I can remember the listening tour she went on back in 1999. When her demented husband and his emasculated, draft dodger buddies, decided to celebrate NATO'S 50th anniversary, by blowing up Kosovo. These war mongering hooligans used Kosovo for target practice, for The New World Order global police force, and Ol’ Paint was there right on cue.

This un -elected civilian, stood in a refugee camp in Macedonia, promising the Kosovars who fled their homes, 21 million dollars in aid, spending other peoples money, compliments of you and me; for the destruction caused by NATO's bombing, and her psychopathic husband.

Well, I suppose it could be much worse; like that reading tour her and Craig Livingstone went on. Livingstone, her security chief that she hired but forgot when he was questioned about obtaining 1000 FBI files of political opponents, illegally.

Whew! That was a rough one, Hillary burnt out two sets of bifocals on that operation, which will eventually show, that it altered the course of history, in my opinion. History will prove that the Clintons unbridled power can be directly attributed to the information gained in those confidential reports, which silenced and subverted bureaucrats and public officials. Any other reason for their timidity, or silence, would be ludicrous.

Ol’ Paint's thirst for power, can only be matched by the lustful advances of a bitch dog in heat.

This unbridled power if left unchecked, can lead to the same maniacal leadership we have witnessed by the evil likes of Hitler, or Stalin.

Hillary is on a power trip and nothing is going to stand in her way - except a few people with testosterone, and a penchant for liberty.

Federal Observer contributing columnist Rick Biesada can be heard on The Angry White Minute each Tuesday and Friday morning at 8:10 a.m. over radio station WJJG 1530 AM, Chicago's Home Town Station. If you've got a story about a public official violating the public trust, and would like to...share it, send Rick an email. While you're at it - Visit his Web-site and you'll have a little fun.

The Biesada Archive


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2004; hillary; hillaryclinton
Rick Biesada tells all. In his Book, Angry White Male and the Horse He Rode in On. He kisses and tells. Unfortunately it was Senator Hillary Clinton he kissed, YUCK! (Barf Alert!)back when she attended the Young Republicans. He continues his love for Hillary with all the articles he writes about her! HEY RICK.....did you turn into a frog?? We send our condolenses for kissing Hillary. It's a dirty job but somebody had to do it.
1 posted on 12/07/2003 11:17:00 AM PST by chicagolady
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To: RedWing9; TheRightGuy; Chi-townChief; BillyBoy; NormalGuy; JustPiper; cherry_bomb88; unspun; ...
Hillary Ping
2 posted on 12/07/2003 11:22:03 AM PST by chicagolady (Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night)
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To: chicagolady

3 posted on 12/07/2003 11:28:40 AM PST by happydogdesign
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To: chicagolady
Rick Biesada tells all. In his Book, Angry White Male and the Horse He Rode in On. He kisses and tells. Unfortunately it was Senator Hillary Clinton he kissed, YUCK! (Barf Alert!)back when she attended the Young Republicans. He continues his love for Hillary with all the articles he writes about her! HEY RICK.....did you turn into a frog?? We send our condolenses for kissing Hillary. It's a dirty job but somebody had to do it.

I'm not going to say what I want to say here...

4 posted on 12/07/2003 11:29:55 AM PST by MegaSilver
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To: happydogdesign
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 posted on 12/07/2003 11:32:24 AM PST by chicagolady (Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night)
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To: MegaSilver
You mean they won't print it!
6 posted on 12/07/2003 11:33:11 AM PST by chicagolady (Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night)
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To: chicagolady
You mean they won't print it!

The newspaper won't print a lot of what I have to say, apparently.

7 posted on 12/07/2003 12:05:48 PM PST by MegaSilver
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To: chicagolady
Well, I guess it's worth a stretch in the slammer if that's what it takes to be cured from The Love that Will Not Speak Its Name.
8 posted on 12/07/2003 12:23:36 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: chicagolady
I tried to post this article earlier today and it was refused, with a message from the admin mod that articles from the Federal Observer are not wanted on FR. I had included a link to the source, which you didn't, so I gueass that's how you managed to sneak it in.

Rick sent me a copy of his book two weeks ago and I'm about half way through it -- just waiting to get to the part where it falls off ;^)

You ought to email Rick a link to your post.

9 posted on 12/07/2003 1:00:46 PM PST by TheRightGuy (ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
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To: chicagolady
Yeah, tell me about it! That's when I received my second Purple Heart.
Strangely enough, lets not forget, she was a Goldwater Girl back then...before she met Bill, and all of those communist lawyers that she ran with, who defended the Black Panthers, and other subversive misfits. She was also one little Hot chihuahua, believe it or not, and I must confess, that the main stream medias infatuation with Slick Willy's love life has been misplaced. I believe their admiration for the perverted Bill is contrived, just like everything else about these two jackasses that can't do anything on their own.
Best regards for a Very Merry Christmas & Happy New year,
Rick Biesada
10 posted on 12/07/2003 3:22:59 PM PST by beesba (http://www.angry-white-male.com)
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To: chicagolady; potlatch
Thanks for the ping on this one, Potlatch!

Saving it as a thread: "What the military means to Hillary Clinton (and all the rest of the Democrats)

11 posted on 08/01/2004 5:41:48 PM PDT by Happy2BMe (JOHN KERRY is as much like the WORKING MAN as WHOOPIE GOLDBERG is to GEORGE W. BUSH! - Vote BUSH!)
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To: Happy2BMe

Glad you liked seeing it, strange that it wasn't a longer thread!


12 posted on 08/01/2004 6:35:21 PM PDT by potlatch (Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.)
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