ZOT!: Emmanuel Goldstein captured

CNN ^

[winston_tastes_good_101]

After eluding Oceanian forces for months and vowing never to be taken alive, a disheveled Emmanuel Goldstein was found hiding in a hidden "rathole" near a adobe hut and was captured without firing a shot, even though he was armed with a pistol, bloc authorities announced Sunday. Learn more from the Ministry of Truth.

[winston_tastes_good_101]

An in other new, the chocolate ration will be increased 10%!

[dirtboy]

Only the truly depraved could make this kind of comparison. Or do you suppose those mass graves are fake, you P.O.S.?

[Jim Robinson]

winston_tastes_good_101 aka joseph_hardesty, ahm_back_baby, propaganda_bot, refresh_tree_of_liberty, the_heirs_of_nathan_hale, dewarboy, busch_bawt, blood_of_tyrants101, fr_longtimer, this_old_man_101, there_was_no_jesuss, GOPequalsGRANDOLDPARTY, ahm_uh_du_er, mister1111x, bueller_bueller_bueller, hardcore_gop_100, i_luv_tha_gop, HitlerySux_Go_BUSH (look for him on LibertyPost). He's also aka long_live_FR_and_GOP, thimblerig, GOPman102, GOPman101, cryofan3, blandUserName, CryonicsGenius, cryofan, cryon3, ln2cryonics, nobody2887, volver1, freeperphoenix, resurrecto, cryon1, cryofan1, cryon, screenname, et al, Zotted!

[r9etb]

Gee, you wouldn't be compiling statistics on this fellow, would you? LOL!

[Carolina]

That's some rap sheet.

[Billthedrill]

Dang, Winnie, it was good to knowya. Say hi to the rats for me.

[beachn4fun]

Does this put him on the Freeper Top Ten Most Wanted? (you know, since he has all these aliases)(tongue-in-cheek)

[discostu]

Wow a personal zot from Da Man Himself (tm), I think in they're world you just paid him a high compliment. He will soon be declared King of Trolls.

[RichInOC]

winston_tastes_good_101 doubleplusungood tripleplusunsmart destroy

[4CJ]

... ahm_uh_du_er ...

So many email addy's, so little time, no signs of intelligence.

[mhking]

Not even original. Just damn.

[najida]

I crown thee..
KING TROLL

[RichInOC]

And winnie, the next time you compare this Iraq War to the war in 1984, you could at least take the trouble to translate the CNN web page into Newspeak.

[lonevoice]

Geeze, he must really love us. It's like Fatal Attraction! Rush has crashed DU's server a few times today and the poor babies are probably coming here just to have someplace to type their blathering chatter.

[FreedomFarmer]

Not Troll King's fault...
Troll King crazy from constant drumming...
Afraid of what happens when drumming stops....

[js1138]

winston_tastes_good

You and Winston be safe, now.

[wjcsux]

It appears that one of the common traits among trolls is long screen names.

[wjcsux]

LOL!

[dighton]

trollunperson zotted doubleplusvoltagewise

[Jonah Hex]

From Free Republic to you.... troll.