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ZOT: George H. W. Bush, Dissatisfied with Elder Offsprings Performance, Will Enter the 2004 GOP Prim
Posted on 12/30/2003 9:01:36 AM PST by auld lang freeper
George H. W. Bush, defeated by Bill Clinton in 1992 after his first term as President, will be taking another crack at manning the reins in the Oval Office. Citing differences in core policy beliefs with his first born, he has decided to enter the 2004 Presidential race.
“I’ve had it,” said Poppy Bush sternly. “We always knew Little Dubya wasn’t too bright, but the way he gets led around by the nose by Wolfowitz, Perle, and those other neo-cons makes me want to vomit. It’s more nauseating than Japanese food. Nobody ran my Presidency but me. I answered to no one – except the Rockefellers, Rothschilds, and Masons, of course.”
Daddy Bush dismissed any apparent common bonds between himself and Bush’s neo-con Presidency. “We didn’t need to get Saddam to control the oil. We have other ways of doing that. Sonny boy wasn’t given all the information, well, because we at the top didn’t think he was smart enough to be trusted with it. Dubya thinks the big players come out of Skull and Bones. What an idiot. That’s just a society to introduce those being groomed to the weird, perverted sexual activities of some of the other elites so there will be no shock and disruption once those practices are exposed. The problem with Sonny is he got a little to “in” to those activities, if you know what I mean.
Poppy sighed, “And Dick has been a real disappointment. He’s just in it for the money now. He’ll have to be dealt with.”
When Poppy Bush was informed it was unlikely he could defeat the incumbent son, and that the son was likely to continue to be President, he shot back cryptically, “I guess you’ve never seen any Oliver Stone movies, have you.”
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To: Admin Moderator
Timothy Toler alert!
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:02:21 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(...international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is. - Ann Coulter)
To: auld lang freeper
You forgot the first rule of comedy.
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:02:46 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: auld lang freeper
Step away from the crack pipe
To: auld lang freeper
:-|
To: auld lang freeper; Admin Moderator
Troll.
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:02:59 AM PST
by
EggsAckley
(......................... IT'S NOT MY FAULT ! ! ! ...................................)
To: TheBigB
Can we please have a ZOT here???
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:03:25 AM PST
by
Lurking in Kansas
(No tagline here... move along)
To: auld lang freeper
ZZZZZZZOT!!!
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:03:27 AM PST
by
Pharmer
(W is the president of the American people... Thank God)
To: auld lang freeper
Meanwhile clin-toon mastrubated while Bin Laden planned.
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:03:27 AM PST
by
Az Joe
To: auld lang freeper
Wow I was one of the first to stumble on a Troll.
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:03:35 AM PST
by
cpprfld
(Who said accountants are boring?)
To: auld lang freeper
Is this the best you can do? LOSER
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:03:45 AM PST
by
richardtavor
(Pray for the peace of Jerusalem in the name of the G-d of Jacob)
To: Sir Gawain
A_bert?
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:03:48 AM PST
by
JohnGalt
("How few were left who had seen the Republic!"- Tacitus)
To: auld lang freeper
Snif, snif...smells like ozone....
To: auld lang freeper
TaTa TT
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:04:04 AM PST
by
clamper1797
(I want my Constitution back !!!!!!!!!!)
To: auld lang freeper
Oh goody, a troll and not a very smart one at that. Go back to DU little troll, you're not welcome here.
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:04:20 AM PST
by
anoldafvet
(Democrats: Making the world safe for terrorists one lie at a time.)
To: auld lang freeper
I see the coming of the new year hasn't stopped the troll turds from bubbling up.
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posted on
12/30/2003 9:04:20 AM PST
by
Bikers4Bush
(Bush and Co. are quickly convincing me that the Constitution Party is our only hope.)
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