[dben]

Can you hear me now (using this pie chart) NPR listeners?

[verity]

"I can beat Howard Dean at ping pong."

[proust]

"Just try and shut this piehole, Dean!"

[uglybiker]

Watch! It spins when I blow on it!
(And it only cost $4 billion in tax money to come up with this!)

[Redbob]

"Grab the stick and wave it really fast - that'll stop global warming!"

[RichInOC]

"We represent the Lollipop Guild,
"The Lollipop Guild,
"The Lollipop Guild,
"And in the name of the Lollipop Guiiiiild...
"We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland!"

[paul51]

Watch this circle. You are getting sleepy.......sleepy.........sleepy

[mikrofon]

Hmmmm .... any relation to the following story??

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Los Angeles-AP -- A woman who once hosted the "Romper Room" show on T-V in Los Angeles wants her magic mirror back. For a decade in the 1960s and 1970s, Mary Ann King was known to her young viewers as "Miss Mary Ann."

According to a California newspaper (the San Gabriel Valley Tribune), she was mugged last week outside a restaurant -- and came away with a fractured arm and rib, and a punctured lung.

And she says the assailants took her "magic mirror" -- a familiar feature from the show.

She'd hold up the mirror and say, "I see Mary and Tom and Jeff and all you boys and girls out there."

King says wherever she goes today, people still want her to hold up the magic mirror and say hello to them.

As for her assailants, King has the same advice she gave on her T-V show, "Do be a good bee and don't be a bad bee." As she puts it, "I guess I ran into a nest of bad bees."

[1Old Pro]

It looks more like his lollipop.

[cynicom]

Looks like an all day sucker that has either alum or lemon in it, as displayed on this nerds face.

[OrioleFan]

Dennis: "I'll now spin this wheel of fortune. If it lands on orange I'll win a date with Vanna. If it lands on red; thats Hillary. Black, ..., isn't she in this debate?"

Off Camera: "Yo can spin your skinny little butt back to Cleveland!"

[Bonaparte]

10. "I found the purr-fect fan to go with my new silk kimono!"
9. "Allow me to dispel that nasty rumor of my pregnancy with this test result!"
8. "As you can see, the NHTSA has verified that I'm only a quart low."
7. "Ping pong, anyone?"
6. "Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who's the wierdest in the land?"
5. "But that's not all you get! If you act now, we'll send you this beta ray deflector shield at no extra cost!"
4. "My name is Dennis, and I am an alcoholic."
3. "No! I'm the crossing guard and you can't cross the street till I say so!"
2. "Kukla, why are you flat today? Did you get run over?"
1. "Now, boys and girls, can you name the color that rhymes with sproinge? Here's a hint!"

[Bars4Bill]