Can you hear me now (using this pie chart) NPR listeners?
1 posted on
01/07/2004 9:59:41 AM PST by
dben
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"I can beat Howard Dean at ping pong."
36 posted on
01/07/2004 10:27:46 AM PST by
verity
To: dben
"Just try and shut this piehole, Dean!"
37 posted on
01/07/2004 10:27:52 AM PST by
proust
(Cthulhu for president! Why vote for the lesser of two evils?)
To: dben
Watch! It spins when I blow on it!
(And it only cost $4 billion in tax money to come up with this!)
39 posted on
01/07/2004 10:35:46 AM PST by
uglybiker
(nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!)
To: dben
"Grab the stick and wave it really fast - that'll stop global warming!"
43 posted on
01/07/2004 10:52:03 AM PST by
Redbob
(now to find a cure for global whining...)
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"We represent the Lollipop Guild,
"The Lollipop Guild,
"The Lollipop Guild,
"And in the name of the Lollipop Guiiiiild...
"We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland!"
46 posted on
01/07/2004 11:05:25 AM PST by
RichInOC
(...somebody had to post it...why not me?)
To: dben
Watch this circle. You are getting sleepy.......sleepy.........sleepy
50 posted on
01/07/2004 11:35:45 AM PST by
paul51
To: dben
Hmmmm .... any relation to the following story??
Los Angeles-AP -- A woman who once hosted the "Romper Room" show on T-V in Los Angeles wants her magic mirror back. For a decade in the 1960s and 1970s, Mary Ann King was known to her young viewers as "Miss Mary Ann."
According to a California newspaper (the San Gabriel Valley Tribune), she was mugged last week outside a restaurant -- and came away with a fractured arm and rib, and a punctured lung.
And she says the assailants took her "magic mirror" -- a familiar feature from the show.
She'd hold up the mirror and say, "I see Mary and Tom and Jeff and all you boys and girls out there."
King says wherever she goes today, people still want her to hold up the magic mirror and say hello to them.
As for her assailants, King has the same advice she gave on her T-V show, "Do be a good bee and don't be a bad bee." As she puts it, "I guess I ran into a nest of bad bees."
52 posted on
01/07/2004 11:43:39 AM PST by
mikrofon
(Don't Bee a Liberal...)
To: dben
It looks more like his lollipop.
54 posted on
01/07/2004 11:50:26 AM PST by
1Old Pro
To: dben
Looks like an all day sucker that has either alum or lemon in it, as displayed on this nerds face.
56 posted on
01/07/2004 12:55:10 PM PST by
cynicom
To: dben
Dennis: "I'll now spin this wheel of fortune. If it lands on orange I'll win a date with Vanna. If it lands on red; thats Hillary. Black, ..., isn't she in this debate?"
Off Camera: "Yo can spin your skinny little butt back to Cleveland!"
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10. "I found the purr-fect fan to go with my new silk kimono!"
9. "Allow me to dispel that nasty rumor of my pregnancy with this test result!"
8. "As you can see, the NHTSA has verified that I'm only a quart low."
7. "Ping pong, anyone?"
6. "Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who's the wierdest in the land?"
5. "But that's not all you get! If you act now, we'll send you this beta ray deflector shield at no extra cost!"
4. "My name is Dennis, and I am an alcoholic."
3. "No! I'm the crossing guard and you can't cross the street till I say so!"
2. "Kukla, why are you flat today? Did you get run over?"
1. "Now, boys and girls, can you name the color that rhymes with sproinge? Here's a hint!"
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