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Election Night Song, Hopefully...
Self ^ | 1/14/04 | R. Page

Posted on 01/13/2004 9:47:57 PM PST by rpage3

Okay folks, try this on karaoke to Michael Sembello's "Maniac"....I'm hoping this will be THE song for election night!

Just a small state gov on an election night, gettin' the beating of his life
In the real world he can’t win at all, we all know he’ll go crazy

Lockstep votes based on the heart, can’t save his political life
He had danced into the loser zone, when Al Gore endorsed him

Don’t let him get near a knife, or the loser might expire
On a choice between what will and what will never be

He's the Deaniac, Deaniac on the floor
And he's losing like he's never lost before
He's the Deaniac, Deaniac on the floor
And he's losing like he's never lost before

The Vermonter’s insanity is a thing most never see
He’s such a misery, dishing it, but can't take any of it
He’d worked all of his life for this moment in time, now it’s passed him by
In a terror-weary world, he never stood a chance
Now, his hunger will go past the night

There's a cold collective clique, embracing, reaching for defeat
He and his supporters driven only by hate

He's the Deaniac, Deaniac, I sure know
And he's losing like he's never lost before
He's the Deaniac, Deaniac, I sure know
And he's losing like he's never lost before

(Solo)

Don’t let him get near a knife, or the loser might expire
On a choice between what will and what will never be

He's the Deaniac, Deaniac, I sure know
And he's losing like he's never lost before
(repeats out)


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: deaniac; loser; maniac; whereisdeanswife

1 posted on 01/13/2004 9:47:57 PM PST by rpage3
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To: rpage3; doug from upland; doodlelady
I like it. Good work. :)
2 posted on 01/13/2004 9:49:44 PM PST by onyx (Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.)
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To: onyx
Good lyrics.
3 posted on 01/13/2004 9:58:10 PM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
You'll do one or three or more for POTUS, I'm sure.
4 posted on 01/13/2004 10:09:58 PM PST by onyx (Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.)
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To: All
Thanks, guys.
5 posted on 01/14/2004 6:01:10 AM PST by rpage3
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To: onyx; rpage3
Thanks for the parody ping!

Great thoughts, rp3...
Nothing works like parody

Nothing gives a better edge,
Effective sludge that you can dredge,

Than barbs that rhyme to songs we know...
Good Job! Great thinking!!...WAYDA GO!!!
6 posted on 01/14/2004 9:18:35 AM PST by b9
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To: doodlelady
Thanks for your comments; they were expressed very nicely! Also, I agree with you wholeheartedly...
7 posted on 01/14/2004 10:45:25 AM PST by rpage3
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