Morford: God Hates Unmarried Losers

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, January 16, 2004 | Mark Morford, if God ever hated anybody...

[CyberAnt]

"And GOD gave them over to their homosexual lusts."

Can't blame GOD. He tried to reason with them, but they demanded to have their own way.

"There is a way that seems right to a man (generic for human) .. but the end thereof is death".

[bootless]

Well, Miss Morford certainly traffics in overworn social cliches, eh?

[gcruse]

spawned from the bowels of BushCo to assuage
the ever-irritated Christian Right.

Heh.  The Christian Right causes irritable bowel in BushCo?

Well...Its a thought.

[sausageseller]

Isn't it amazing, if he spewed his vitriol rantings on any street corner in an Islamic country he would probably be killed on the spot.

[reed_inthe_wind]

His kaleidoscope is broke.

[ShorelineMike]

I guess at this point, with Morford as the author, you do not need a Projectile Vomit alert in the heading.

Nope …just the words "Mark Morford" in the heading trigger an automatic MBA (Mandatory Barf Alert. )

[pax_et_bonum]

It's probably safe to say that this is one of those people who, if he knew me, wouldn't like me.

[NYC GOP Chick]

now I can really enjoy friday afternoon

Gave you some ideas? ;)

[NYC GOP Chick]

"Bone smuggler"?! LOL! I've never heard that one before! :)

[NYC GOP Chick]

He is also a yoga teacher

Oh yes. I can see that Morford really knows how to inspire tranquility...

[goldstategop]

Poor Marky Morford will never experience the pleasure of being with a woman. Being gay gives him a limited perspective on life that happens when you rule out a union with a member of the opposite sex. Morford is the last guy on earth to lecture President Bush on the benefits of marriage.

[NYC GOP Chick]

narcissistic onanist

Oooh! I like that phrase! :)

[cyborg]

Not really there's only so many times one girl can watch Sex in the City and wish...

[Theophilus]

And to think that San Fran came out as fourth in the list of best mannered cities

[cyborg]

Sauropod is just showing off that he actually reads the word-of-the-day thread... what he REALLY meant to say is complusive monkeyspanker who plays MasterBingo too much.

[NYC GOP Chick]

And wish what? That we never become as cartoonish as the bimbos on that show?

[NYC GOP Chick]

Nah. The 'pod isn't a WFTDer -- he's too smart for that. ;)

[Cvengr]

..."all newly spawned from the bowels of BushCo .."

Homosexuals and their advocates seem to get the functionality of bowels a bit confused.

[cyborg]

Well I take that back... I was going to say I wish I got as much sex as they did. Considering their vulture-like pursuit of men, I'd rather watch Nick and Jessica with a tub of icecream (which is exactly what i did last night I might add!)