Morford: God Hates Unmarried Losers

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, January 16, 2004 | Mark Morford, if God ever hated anybody...

[presidio9]

Just look at 'em, popping out babies like crazy and draining the welfare system like there's no tomorrow, all while remaining completely unable to either get or stay married in their sad, un-Christian, gangsta-rap lives. Pathetic.

And oh my God, those damnable gays. Would you just look at them, fighting for basic human rights, whining about wanting to get married, as if they knew anything about God's manly, flag-waving, 100 percent heterosexual love?

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

What a hateful person. It must really suck to be Ms. Morford.

[AdamSelene235]

This should be a popular thread.

[Lazamataz]

Morford: G-d Hates Unmarried Losers

G-d: No, G-d hates Morford. Why do you think I made you go all faggy?

[finnman69]

No god does not hate unmarried losers. But Morofrd sure does hate Bush.

[Lazamataz]

What a hateful person. It must really suck to be Ms. Morford.

Hey, you try letting someone bone you in a bad place, and still keep an upbeat attitude.

[leadpencil1]

I guess at this point, with Morford as the author, you do not need a Projectile Vomit alert in the heading.

[Lazamataz]

But Morofrd sure does hate Bush.

In O! so many ways.

[trebb]

Oh my - it looks like God will have to sort it out in the end after all. I'll pray that this guy gets it before it's too late and doesn't get in the way of other poor souls who may fall for his bile.

[jim35]

Ok, you all get it? Hetero marriages all all crappy, sad and miserable. They should be the happy, well-adjusted marriages that gay couples have. Boy, have we ever been fools, for all these thousand of years! One thing I did like about this article though, is that at least SOMEONE besides me is willing to assert that GW is a conservative! I wish this guy would come to Freep, and educate some of our own home-grown Bush bashers.

[Mr. Jeeves]

And guess what? You cannot legislate that force.

Crude allusions aside, Morford is essentially right on this issue. This is another spending boondoggle for the Administration.

[Petronski]

G-d: No, G-d hates Morford. Why do you think I made you go all faggy?

Perfect, as usual, Laz.

[Warhammer]

Talk to the hand, Morford, 'cause the ears ain't listenin'

[Rebelbase]

"Hey, you try letting someone bone you in a bad place, and still keep an upbeat attitude.""

Is that a quote from the Kobe trail?

[Lazamataz]

This is another spending boondoggle for the Administration.

I have never seen an administration that is so profligate with MY MONEY.

[cyborg]

He needs to talk to his own... the man spews the rage of the sex challenged

[Lazamataz]

Is that a quote from the Kobe trail?

No, that would be:

"Objection overruled. Son, you did WHAT to her WHERE????"

[Lazamataz]

the man spews the rage of the sex challenged

So that's what I've been doing.

[over3Owithabrain]

agreeing to deal with each other's crap for the next 50 years.

And Morford means that literally.