That better not have been some kind of hateful, beastophobic comment on your part because if it was I might have to ask JimRob to banish you.
What I do with my dog in the privacy of my own home is nobody's business but mine and mine alone.
But if you try to oppose my efforts to marry my dog and give her spousal benefits then I'm gonna have you censored and charged with a hate crime and thrown in prison for life because you decided to worry about something that is none of your business anyway.
Shalom.
Fine, just don't call her a bitch after the ceremony or she's liable to take half of everything you own.