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To: Constitutionalist Conservative
Phil, the Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators and Weather Prophet Extraordinary has promised us six more weeks of winter. I, for one, believe the furry fellow over at Gobbler's Knob.

How do you know it is really Phil at Gobbler's Knob? For most of the year, Phil lives in a climate-controlled home at the Punxsutawney Library. He is taken to Gobbler's Knob and placed in a heated burrow underneath a simulated tree stump on stage before being pulled out around 7:25 a.m. on each Groundhog Day, February 2, to make his prediction.

The furry guy has sopken.

If you're from around the area, you really must go some time.

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PHIL: Where's everybody going?

PIANO TEACHER: To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day.

PHIL: It's still just once a year, isn't it?

3 posted on 02/02/2004 5:11:18 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: thesummerwind
"PIANO TEACHER: To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day."

Hey, you're right, that WAS the piano teacher. Well spotted.
17 posted on 02/02/2004 6:23:35 AM PST by CaliGirlGodHelpMe (You're not a God. Trust me, this is twelve years of Catholic school talking.)
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