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Our Republican President Was A DESERTER!!!
Self | February 3, 1864 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/03/2004 3:25:36 PM PST by PJ-Comix

We must fact the fact that our Republican president was a DESERTER! He never even served in the REAL military. Instead he was in the Illinois state militia during the Blackhawk War and NEVER saw any combat. Captain Abraham Lincoln even admitted years later that the worst he suffered in the Blackhawk War was a bunch of mosquito bites. Not only that, even though Captain Abraham Lincoln mustered out of the militia on July 10, 1832, there is NO RECORD of a Captain Abraham Lincoln being in the militia (not a REAL army) from May 27, 1832 to July 10, 1832. One can only conclude, despite any facts to the contrary, that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER. At the very least he was AWOL.

Contrast that sad military record with that of our great Democrat, George McClellan who bravely faced down Quaker Guns outside Richmond, VA in 1862. McClellan, who is now running for president, is absolutely correct in his assertion that Lincoln is a miserable failure as a president especially since he did not seek the advice and consent from our European allies in the War of Rebellion. I look forward to a political campaign featuring a distinguished REGULAR military officer with a chest full of medals up against a Republican deserter who slacked off in the militia, not the REAL army. One candidate spent the war slacking off and suffering from nothing more than a bunch of mosquito bites and the other candidate is a genuine WAR HERO who did not desert.

This November the choice is yours. VOTE for the Democrat candidate WAR HERO....NOT the Republican deserter.

p.s. Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO?


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: abrahamlincoln; deserter; georgebush; georgemcclellan; johnkerry
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The past is prologue.
1 posted on 02/03/2004 3:25:37 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Ya know, PJ, you almost had me going there.

Pays to read past the title...

2 posted on 02/03/2004 3:27:02 PM PST by Old Sarge
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To: PJ-Comix
Don't ya just love historical irony? : )
3 posted on 02/03/2004 3:27:21 PM PST by Prime Choice (I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
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To: PJ-Comix
3....2....1.... ZOT!
4 posted on 02/03/2004 3:27:53 PM PST by StatesEnemy
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To: PJ-Comix
Nicely done... although this will probably become another Lincoln flame-o-thread.
5 posted on 02/03/2004 3:27:58 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Come see the violence inherent in the system!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO?

Yeah, but was he a Vietnam WAR HERO who served in Vietnam??

Expiring minds just gotta know!! ; )

6 posted on 02/03/2004 3:28:27 PM PST by Prime Choice (I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
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To: StatesEnemy
Whoops! LOL
7 posted on 02/03/2004 3:28:44 PM PST by StatesEnemy
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To: PJ-Comix; Admin Moderator
Wow, since 1998, huh?

Talk about a sleeper troll ...
8 posted on 02/03/2004 3:29:07 PM PST by Angelus Errare
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To: StatesEnemy
No Zot. Read the piece. It's truly sublime humor. : )
9 posted on 02/03/2004 3:29:17 PM PST by Prime Choice (I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
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To: Prime Choice
Great the Jane Fonda Protest Poster Boy, the traitor who comprimsed the troops in Nam.

Kerry is a Commie.
Ops4 God BLess America!
10 posted on 02/03/2004 3:29:55 PM PST by OPS4
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To: Tijeras_Slim
In actual fact there is NO record of Captain Abraham Lincoln in the Illinois militia after May 27, 1832 until he officially mustered out on July 10, 1832. No need to look any closer at the facts. We can only conclude that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER.
11 posted on 02/03/2004 3:30:04 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power)
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To: Angelus Errare
It's no troll. It's really a good ironic twist in citing history. Give it a read. : )
12 posted on 02/03/2004 3:30:13 PM PST by Prime Choice (I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Excellent ruse.
13 posted on 02/03/2004 3:31:11 PM PST by My2Cents ("Well...there you go again.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Yeah! And just look how he slacked off in his second term.
14 posted on 02/03/2004 3:31:31 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Come see the violence inherent in the system!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Masterfully done! Bravo!!!
15 posted on 02/03/2004 3:31:45 PM PST by evolved_rage (All your base are belong to us.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Jeez, wonder how many abuse buttons have been hit?????

And this is a thinking mans forum?

16 posted on 02/03/2004 3:31:58 PM PST by joesbucks
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To: PJ-Comix
Too bad Sherman wasn't a deserter.

Posted from rebuilt Atlanta.

17 posted on 02/03/2004 3:32:25 PM PST by spodefly (This is my tagline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Captain Abraham Lincoln even admitted years later that the worst he suffered in the Blackhawk War was a bunch of mosquito bites

While Kerry unabashedly toots his own horn as being an ol' blood-and-guts bona-fide savior of humanity.

18 posted on 02/03/2004 3:32:29 PM PST by RightthinkinAmerican (Try and tackle ME, Franken.)
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To: Angelus Errare
Gotcha! Hee! Hee!
19 posted on 02/03/2004 3:33:06 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power)
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To: PJ-Comix
..."Quaker guns"..

A name given to cannons on which were mounted LOGS, instead of barrels to give the appearance of a real cannon.
20 posted on 02/03/2004 3:33:27 PM PST by jolie560
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To: Prime Choice; PJ-Comix
I see that now, my bad.
21 posted on 02/03/2004 3:33:33 PM PST by Angelus Errare
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To: PJ-Comix
The world has turned upside down!!!
22 posted on 02/03/2004 3:34:08 PM PST by Howlin
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To: Prime Choice; Angelus Errare
I bet Angelus Errare sprained his finger hitting the ABUSE Button!
23 posted on 02/03/2004 3:34:35 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Saddam Hussein was only 537 Florida votes away from still being in power)
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To: PJ-Comix
Good one PJ...you never know what you'll get when you click on a thread these days.

You done good :o)


W'04
24 posted on 02/03/2004 3:35:21 PM PST by Liberty Valance (In Honor and memory of Pfc Cody Orr, Kerrville Texas)
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To: Angelus Errare
Talk about you not recognizing one of our resident "humorists."
25 posted on 02/03/2004 3:35:47 PM PST by Howlin
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To: joesbucks
I know...when I saw it was PJ...I knew to look for the joke. It took only one sentence into the article to figure it out.

Some freepers are so lazy and quick to anger or just plain stupid.
26 posted on 02/03/2004 3:36:15 PM PST by Feiny (Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.)
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To: joesbucks
Well...there's obvious no reading comprehension test necessary to join FR. StatesEnemy and Angelus Errare just proved that.
27 posted on 02/03/2004 3:36:49 PM PST by clamboat
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To: feinswinesuksass
Sadly too many are all the above.

They need to take away the abuse button or have a 12 step program for abuse button users.

28 posted on 02/03/2004 3:37:23 PM PST by joesbucks
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To: PJ-Comix
Do you know if FDR ever served. With his polio disability I tend to doubt it. He was the Dums great standard bearer for ever, and went to Malta to get Russia and England to join an alliance to fight the fascist. (for sake of argument I have left out his treason at Pearl Harbor)
29 posted on 02/03/2004 3:37:39 PM PST by marty60
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To: PJ-Comix
p.s. Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO?

I thought Clinton dodged the draft by lying. That's who's really running again.

30 posted on 02/03/2004 3:37:46 PM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (The word system implies they have done something the same way at least twice)
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To: Howlin; PJ-Comix
By all means, feel free to continue laughing at my express, I deserve it and I am certain will not be the last time ...
31 posted on 02/03/2004 3:38:17 PM PST by Angelus Errare
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To: Angelus Errare; PJ-Comix
No worries. I think we're all a little quick on the trigger after suffering through a wealth of DU-bot disruptors.

I'm guilty of jumping the gun a few times as well. That's why I'm more likely to hold fire until after reading the full article. : )

Plus, I'm on some serious painkillers right now, so I'm doing everything s-l-o-w-e-r.   X )

32 posted on 02/03/2004 3:38:52 PM PST by Prime Choice (I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
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To: PJ-Comix
very witty.
33 posted on 02/03/2004 3:39:11 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Every heart beats true for the red ,white and blue!)
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To: RightthinkinAmerican
Did you know that John Kerry served in Vietnam . . . .
34 posted on 02/03/2004 3:39:59 PM PST by colorado tanker ("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots")
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To: PJ-Comix
good going PJ
35 posted on 02/03/2004 3:40:09 PM PST by squarebarb ("Are we sober?" "Uh yes. Are we black?")
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To: PJ-Comix
You've proven once again, never judge a post by it's title. Blood pressure alert. I thought you had gone to the other side.
36 posted on 02/03/2004 3:41:18 PM PST by swheats
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To: PJ-Comix
Instead he was in the Illinois state militia during the Blackhawk War and NEVER saw any combat.

If so, that is just as respectable (if not more so) than serving in a national defense organization.

37 posted on 02/03/2004 3:41:34 PM PST by The_Eaglet (Conservative chat on IRC: http://searchirc.com/search.php?F=exact&T=chan&N=33&I=conservative)
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To: PJ-Comix
One can only conclude, despite any facts to the contrary, that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER.

Yes, it is a fact that the Dem's can't have anybody like Lincoln in the White House.

The last time there was a cival war. It was all Lincoln's fault!!! /S -off

38 posted on 02/03/2004 3:42:45 PM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (The word system implies they have done something the same way at least twice)
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To: PJ-Comix
Great post! Loved it!
39 posted on 02/03/2004 3:43:09 PM PST by NEWwoman
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To: Angelus Errare
Lighten up. We're all jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof with all the distruptors.
40 posted on 02/03/2004 3:43:26 PM PST by Howlin
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To: colorado tanker
Serving in Viet Nam does not give one a moral blank check to engage in unethical behavior; ie., suborning perjury by facilitating the testimony of phony veterans that Viet Nam veterans were war criminals.
41 posted on 02/03/2004 3:48:28 PM PST by SVTCobra03 (You can never have enough friends, horsepower or ammunition.)
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To: joesbucks
"Jeez, wonder how many abuse buttons have been hit????? And this is a thinking mans forum?"

Used to be.

42 posted on 02/03/2004 3:50:16 PM PST by Godebert
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To: SVTCobra03
Doesn't it just make you sick to see Kerry surround himself with vets. The worst is the way he is shamelessly using the guy whose life he saved.
43 posted on 02/03/2004 3:51:20 PM PST by colorado tanker ("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots")
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To: feinswinesuksass
These same kind of "knee jerk reactionary" replies happened with the Saddam signed "I'm out of work and my sons are dead since Bush came to office" post.

I don't think it's a reading comprehension problem. IMO, it's a "be the first to ZOT the troll" mind set that prevents some people from taking the time to read what is being posted and by whom before reacting.

I bet this REALLY gives the DUers who lurk here a great big chuckle.
44 posted on 02/03/2004 3:56:57 PM PST by Jackson Brown
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To: PJ-Comix
bump
45 posted on 02/03/2004 3:57:02 PM PST by LiteKeeper
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To: PJ-Comix
BTTT!!!
46 posted on 02/03/2004 3:57:43 PM PST by The SISU kid (I'm the swizzle stick in the cocktail of life)
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To: Angelus Errare
LOL
47 posted on 02/03/2004 3:58:11 PM PST by MJY1288 (VOTE CONSTITUTION PARTY, THE DNC WILL APPRECIATE YOU)
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To: PJ-Comix
Yes, but did George McClellan throw his medals over the White House fence? :)
48 posted on 02/03/2004 3:58:13 PM PST by CougarGA7 (It's only funny until someone gets hurt....then it's hilarious!)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is REALLY GOOD. Good job PJ


http://W-04.com

49 posted on 02/03/2004 3:58:26 PM PST by W04Man (Bush2004 Grassroots Campaign visit W-04.com for FREE STICKERS)
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL, Good job, you had me going for a second
50 posted on 02/03/2004 3:58:36 PM PST by MJY1288 (VOTE CONSTITUTION PARTY, THE DNC WILL APPRECIATE YOU)
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