Our Republican President Was A DESERTER!!!

Self | February 3, 1864 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

We must fact the fact that our Republican president was a DESERTER! He never even served in the REAL military. Instead he was in the Illinois state militia during the Blackhawk War and NEVER saw any combat. Captain Abraham Lincoln even admitted years later that the worst he suffered in the Blackhawk War was a bunch of mosquito bites. Not only that, even though Captain Abraham Lincoln mustered out of the militia on July 10, 1832, there is NO RECORD of a Captain Abraham Lincoln being in the militia (not a REAL army) from May 27, 1832 to July 10, 1832. One can only conclude, despite any facts to the contrary, that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER. At the very least he was AWOL.

Contrast that sad military record with that of our great Democrat, George McClellan who bravely faced down Quaker Guns outside Richmond, VA in 1862. McClellan, who is now running for president, is absolutely correct in his assertion that Lincoln is a miserable failure as a president especially since he did not seek the advice and consent from our European allies in the War of Rebellion. I look forward to a political campaign featuring a distinguished REGULAR military officer with a chest full of medals up against a Republican deserter who slacked off in the militia, not the REAL army. One candidate spent the war slacking off and suffering from nothing more than a bunch of mosquito bites and the other candidate is a genuine WAR HERO who did not desert.

This November the choice is yours. VOTE for the Democrat candidate WAR HERO....NOT the Republican deserter.

p.s. Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO?

[PJ-Comix]

The past is prologue.

[Old Sarge]

Ya know, PJ, you almost had me going there.

Pays to read past the title...

[Prime Choice]

Don't ya just love historical irony? : )

[StatesEnemy]

3....2....1.... ZOT!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Nicely done... although this will probably become another Lincoln flame-o-thread.

[Prime Choice]

Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO?

Yeah, but was he a Vietnam WAR HERO who served in Vietnam??

Expiring minds just gotta know!! ; )

[StatesEnemy]

Whoops! LOL

[Angelus Errare]

Wow, since 1998, huh?

Talk about a sleeper troll ...

[Prime Choice]

No Zot. Read the piece. It's truly sublime humor. : )

[OPS4]

Great the Jane Fonda Protest Poster Boy, the traitor who comprimsed the troops in Nam.

Kerry is a Commie.
Ops4 God BLess America!

[PJ-Comix]

In actual fact there is NO record of Captain Abraham Lincoln in the Illinois militia after May 27, 1832 until he officially mustered out on July 10, 1832. No need to look any closer at the facts. We can only conclude that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER.

[Prime Choice]

It's no troll. It's really a good ironic twist in citing history. Give it a read. : )

[My2Cents]

Excellent ruse.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Yeah! And just look how he slacked off in his second term.

[evolved_rage]

Masterfully done! Bravo!!!

[joesbucks]

Jeez, wonder how many abuse buttons have been hit?????

And this is a thinking mans forum?

[spodefly]

Too bad Sherman wasn't a deserter.

Posted from rebuilt Atlanta.

[RightthinkinAmerican]

Captain Abraham Lincoln even admitted years later that the worst he suffered in the Blackhawk War was a bunch of mosquito bites

While Kerry unabashedly toots his own horn as being an ol' blood-and-guts bona-fide savior of humanity.

[PJ-Comix]

Gotcha! Hee! Hee!

[jolie560]

..."Quaker guns"..

A name given to cannons on which were mounted LOGS, instead of barrels to give the appearance of a real cannon.

[Angelus Errare]

I see that now, my bad.

[Howlin]

The world has turned upside down!!!

[PJ-Comix]

I bet Angelus Errare sprained his finger hitting the ABUSE Button!

[Liberty Valance]

Good one PJ...you never know what you'll get when you click on a thread these days.

You done good :o)


W'04

[Howlin]

Talk about you not recognizing one of our resident "humorists."

[Feiny]

I know...when I saw it was PJ...I knew to look for the joke. It took only one sentence into the article to figure it out.

Some freepers are so lazy and quick to anger or just plain stupid.

[clamboat]

Well...there's obvious no reading comprehension test necessary to join FR. StatesEnemy and Angelus Errare just proved that.

[joesbucks]

Sadly too many are all the above.

They need to take away the abuse button or have a 12 step program for abuse button users.

[marty60]

Do you know if FDR ever served. With his polio disability I tend to doubt it. He was the Dums great standard bearer for ever, and went to Malta to get Russia and England to join an alliance to fight the fascist. (for sake of argument I have left out his treason at Pearl Harbor)

[Only1choice____Freedom]

p.s. Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO?

I thought Clinton dodged the draft by lying. That's who's really running again.

[Angelus Errare]

By all means, feel free to continue laughing at my express, I deserve it and I am certain will not be the last time ...

[Prime Choice]

No worries. I think we're all a little quick on the trigger after suffering through a wealth of DU-bot disruptors.

I'm guilty of jumping the gun a few times as well. That's why I'm more likely to hold fire until after reading the full article. : )

Plus, I'm on some serious painkillers right now, so I'm doing everything s-l-o-w-e-r.   X )

[Diva Betsy Ross]

very witty.

[colorado tanker]

Did you know that John Kerry served in Vietnam . . . .

[squarebarb]

good going PJ

[swheats]

You've proven once again, never judge a post by it's title. Blood pressure alert. I thought you had gone to the other side.

[The_Eaglet]

Instead he was in the Illinois state militia during the Blackhawk War and NEVER saw any combat.

If so, that is just as respectable (if not more so) than serving in a national defense organization.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

One can only conclude, despite any facts to the contrary, that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER.

Yes, it is a fact that the Dem's can't have anybody like Lincoln in the White House.

The last time there was a cival war. It was all Lincoln's fault!!! /S -off

[NEWwoman]

Great post! Loved it!

[Howlin]

Lighten up. We're all jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof with all the distruptors.

[SVTCobra03]

Serving in Viet Nam does not give one a moral blank check to engage in unethical behavior; ie., suborning perjury by facilitating the testimony of phony veterans that Viet Nam veterans were war criminals.

[Godebert]

"Jeez, wonder how many abuse buttons have been hit????? And this is a thinking mans forum?"

Used to be.

[colorado tanker]

Doesn't it just make you sick to see Kerry surround himself with vets. The worst is the way he is shamelessly using the guy whose life he saved.

[Jackson Brown]

These same kind of "knee jerk reactionary" replies happened with the Saddam signed "I'm out of work and my sons are dead since Bush came to office" post.

I don't think it's a reading comprehension problem. IMO, it's a "be the first to ZOT the troll" mind set that prevents some people from taking the time to read what is being posted and by whom before reacting.

I bet this REALLY gives the DUers who lurk here a great big chuckle.

[LiteKeeper]

bump

[The SISU kid]

BTTT!!!

[MJY1288]

LOL

[CougarGA7]

Yes, but did George McClellan throw his medals over the White House fence? :)

[W04Man]

This is REALLY GOOD. Good job PJ

http://W-04.com

[MJY1288]

LOL, Good job, you had me going for a second