[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Just some good ole' boys, never meaning no harm...

[APFel]

Here is how you win the South, Mr. Kerry.

Play a mechanic on T.V. and help them Duke boys outwit Boss Hogg and every other villain that blows through town. People will then vote for you until they realize that your political philosophies are inept.

However playing a southern grease monkey may not suit your persona, Mr. Kerry. Perhaps if you lived in Vermont fixing Renaults, helping to defeat martians invading your small rural town.

My political consulting fee is one million dollars. I believe that you will find it was money well spent.

APf

[Hazzardgate]

"You study hard, Trane," he said, referring to the show's mean-spirited sheriff

Wtf? The mean spirited sheriff is Roscoe P. Coltrane. How is this a reference to him?