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CAPTION JOHN & TERESA KERRY-HEINZ

Posted on 02/11/2004 10:44:50 PM PST by ambrose

CAPTION JOHN & TERESA KERRY-HEINZ


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To: Keith in Iowa
Teresa: I love the smell of Botox in the morning
21 posted on 02/12/2004 6:07:52 AM PST by Inwoodian
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To: ambrose
The jacket you're wearing makes you look to stiff. Try on Hillary's Pantsuit.
22 posted on 02/12/2004 6:09:16 AM PST by The Black Knight
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To: ambrose
Teresa: Jean, mon ami, what is that awful striped fabric behind us? And those stars, mon Dieu! I hate it! C'est terrible!

Jean: Oui, ma petite cornichon, I detest it, too, but we must pretend to love it for the next few months.

23 posted on 02/12/2004 6:12:33 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: The Black Knight
"I already lost one husband in a plane crash, I'm not going to lose two. No way on Hillary as VP!"
24 posted on 02/12/2004 6:17:36 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The second Sen. John Heinz and Terry Kerry.)
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To: ambrose
You do what I tell you or you can find another rich floozy to keep you.
25 posted on 02/12/2004 6:18:12 AM PST by hgro
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To: Vets_Husband_and_Wife
In the Senate debate itself, Kerry, rather than embarass Vietnam by demanding the truth, launched a highly publicized diversionary investigation of the POW/MIA families and activists, who were demanding an honest accounting.

Kerry labeled them "professional malcontents, conspiracy mongers, con artists, and dime-store Rambos" who were only involved in the POW/MIA issue for money.

Pictured left, Sen. John Kerry in Hanoi seated under a bust of Communist Vietnam's deceased leader, Ho Chi Minh.

26 posted on 02/12/2004 6:28:54 AM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: ambrose
John to Terry:

"My Botox injections worked great but all it did for you is give you a triple chin!"

27 posted on 02/12/2004 6:34:35 AM PST by albee
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To: Charles Henrickson
Too funny. Too funny.
28 posted on 02/12/2004 7:24:57 AM PST by The Black Knight
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To: ambrose

Look how far I've come since 1971!!

From standing with communist Jane Fonda in front of a North Vietcong flag to standing with capitalist Teresa Heinz in front of the American flag.

I've traded in the Traitor for the Heiress and the VC for the DNC!!

Ain't Amerika grand?

29 posted on 02/12/2004 8:10:31 AM PST by Dr._Joseph_Warren
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To: Dr._Joseph_Warren
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1076732/posts
30 posted on 02/12/2004 9:22:29 AM PST by OPS4
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To: ambrose

"I hear you had an affair. Did you remember to wear a condiment?"

31 posted on 02/12/2004 12:48:23 PM PST by weegee (Election 2004: Re-elect President Bush... Don't feed the trolls.)
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To: ambrose

"Just remember that I own you!"
" Wow, you really *do* look French!"

(I remember when Imus used to refer to him as the Larry Fortensky of the Senate. Now he just rolls over for John Effin' Kerry...)

32 posted on 02/13/2004 4:19:30 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
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To: ambrose
"Can I have an advance on my allowance, Mom?"
33 posted on 02/13/2004 4:25:11 PM PST by mombonn
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To: ambrose
I WANT YOU (to use Botox)


34 posted on 02/13/2004 4:33:36 PM PST by montag813
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