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DFU SONG: I Will Follow Him (no, Teresa will maim John Kerry if she catches him cheating)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 2-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 02/12/2004 3:52:11 PM PST by doug from upland
She's talked about her serious work on education, pensions, the arts and the environment. But she's also discussed her prenuptial agreement, her Botox treatments and how she'd "maim" an unfaithful husband. She's said she'd be a "ninny" if she didn't have strong opinions at her age (64, five years older than Kerry).
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MIDI - SISTER ACT
Im Teresa Heinz
Im a billionaire, not stepping stone
If my man decides he will cheat
Ill teach him a lesson so that he wont want to repeat
Im Teresa Heinz
if a stained dress makes the evening news
I will not accept it, youll see
youll find I am nothing like that witch Hillary
that witch Hillary
Ill hurt him, Ill hurt him, Ill hurt him
Ill torture and Ill maim him, Ill maim him, Ill maim him
I will torture him
till his head is ready to explode
I value fidelity most
Ill burn his you know what and Ill turn it to toast
(Ill hurt him, Ill hurt him)
I will torture him
not bake cookies and stand by his side
With my heart no man better toy
Thats not what I bargained to get from Ketchup Boy
my dear Ketchup Boy
Ill hurt him
he cant pull that on me
Ill hurt him
watch FOX News and you will see
Ill hurt him
the Taliban will seem somewhat tame
Ill hurt him
until he will give up her name
Oh yes, Ill hurt him, Ill hurt him, Ill hurt him
Ill torture and Ill maim him, Ill maim him, Ill maim him
Hell find out I wont take it, wont take it, wont take it
Not now and no, not ever, not ever, not ever
With my heart no man better toy
Thats not what I bargained to get from Ketchup Boy
my dear Ketchup Boy
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: botox; cheater; heinz; kerry; ketchupboy; scumbag
To: doug from upland
I trolled over at DU and said that "we" need a morally upright person and that Kerry couldn't beat Bush. HeeHee.
To: doug from upland
She's a wealthy nutcase who wants to spread her visions into the lives of the peasantry. She will back Kerry as long as it looks like he can gain the presidency.
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posted on
02/12/2004 3:55:54 PM PST
by
per loin
To: WinOne4TheGipper
They are dipping into an empty well. There are no moral people in the RAT portfolio.
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posted on
02/12/2004 3:58:17 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: All
Someone has claimed this is a fake that has been photo-shopped. I am not sure ---
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posted on
02/12/2004 3:59:59 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: per loin
"She will back Kerry as long as it looks like he can gain the presidency."
For all her tough talk about not being a Hillary Clinton and torturing Kerry if she caught him cheating, let's see if she meant what she said. I doubt it cause this story has been around for some time and surely she knew. There was probably more than one. I hope someone has a tape of her "tough" talk and will have the nads to play it. he-he
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posted on
02/12/2004 4:39:53 PM PST
by
whadizit
To: whadizit
Perhaps it is time to send postcards with risque messages from women to John with lipstick on them. It would be such a shame if she saw them.
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posted on
02/12/2004 4:43:06 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
ROTFLMAQ!!!
What a kewl idea!! 'cept I would be afraid of FBI tracking.
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posted on
02/12/2004 6:55:35 PM PST
by
whadizit
To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Ping.
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posted on
02/12/2004 7:32:49 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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