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BOHICA (Song Parody)
LonePalm | 02/12/2004 | LonePalm

Posted on 02/12/2004 7:36:28 PM PST by LonePalm

BOHICA
”Africa” Sung By Toto
Parody by LonePalm

I fear the Dems gossiping tonight
But she hears only whispers of her divorce lawyers talking
She's coming in 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards damnation
I stopped Howard Dean along the way,
Hoping to find some old forgotten votes or ancient PAC money.
He turned to me as if to say,

'Ketchup boy, she's waiting there for you.'

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away, here’s why
There's nothing that her billion bucks or more could never buy
I messed around now it’s BOHICA
Gonna have some time to do the things I never did

The Press dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some dirt or just a juicy bit
I fear that I can’t do what's right
As sure as Hillary Clinton wheels like a vulture above the Serangetti
I need to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away, here’s why
There's nothing that her billion bucks or more could never buy
I messed around now it’s BOHICA
Gonna have some time to do the things I never did

------ instrumental break ------

Kerry boy, she's waiting home for you

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away, here’s why
There's nothing that her billion bucks or more could never buy
I messed around now it’s BOHICA, I passed some stains now it’s BOHICA
I messed around now it’s BOHICA, I passed some stains now it’s BOHICA
I messed around now it’s BOHICA
Gonna have some time to do the things I never did


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bohica
Thanks to Over30withabrain for the inspiration.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

1 posted on 02/12/2004 7:36:31 PM PST by LonePalm
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To: NonValueAdded; MoralSense; T Lady; Grampa Dave; doug from upland; mrustow; sauropod; Mudboy Slim; ..
Parody Ping!

Please let me know if you want on or off the Parody ping list.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

2 posted on 02/12/2004 7:37:58 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: over3Owithabrain
Sorry, I should have pinged you first. Thanks for the inspiration.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! Never give an inch to tyranny!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

3 posted on 02/12/2004 7:39:48 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Bella_Bru; RikaStrom; Slip18; xsmommy; Constitution Day; Gabz; Enterprise; ...
WFTD Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! Never give an inch to tyranny!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

4 posted on 02/12/2004 7:40:48 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm
We had the same idea --- CLICK.
5 posted on 02/12/2004 7:43:42 PM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: LonePalm
Pretty funny stuff, LP! Loved the the TOTO version, and yours is great, too!
6 posted on 02/12/2004 8:23:18 PM PST by Hegemony Cricket (My mind is like a steel trap - rusty, full of rotting meat, and it could snap at any moment!)
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To: LonePalm
WTF does BOHICA mean? I know I have heard it before. But I can't remember.....
7 posted on 02/12/2004 8:29:49 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: alaska-sgt
BOHICA= Bend Over Here It Comes Again

Hope this helps..

Keep the Faith For Freedom

Greg

8 posted on 02/12/2004 8:35:16 PM PST by gwmoore (As the Russian manual for the Nagant Revolver states: "Target Practice: "at the deserter, FIRE")
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To: LonePalm; doug from upland
Loving it, Palm - great job! You too, Doug!
9 posted on 02/12/2004 9:11:28 PM PST by over3Owithabrain
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To: LonePalm
Momma's gonna be MAD !! ...

Just a gigolo


10 posted on 02/13/2004 3:23:00 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have choosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)
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