This time it's personal ( From war records to dental records to interns: ...)

The Telegraph (UK) ^ | Filed: 15/02/2004 | Julian Coman & Charles Laurence

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

For discussion!

[scan58]

Did the handsome but married 60-year-old Senator Kerry, the president's likely opponent for the White House, really have an affair with a woman journalist 46 years younger than himself?

I would sincerely hope, if he did, he is arrested quickly.

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According to one Kerry campaign intern, Sen Kerry uses a titanium comb to manage his full head of greying hair. On occasions, when the comb has been forgotten, it has allegedly been "fed-exed" to his next destination. In a recent investigation in a supermarket tabloid, old girlfriends were found to testify to the hours spent by Mr Kerry in front of his mirror.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Journalists can't do math. :-)

[Chris Talk]

I must be losing my vision or did this article call ketchup man, Handsome?

[Chris Talk]

He has to constantly be on the watch for signs of excessive-Botox toxicity, or he might lose face.

[scan58]

Gee...I didn't notice that. You're right. Handsome? Maybe that's why their math is so bad...they can't see.

[AmishDude]

Oh, Kerry is incredibly handsome by the standards of British politicians.

[MJY1288]

"old girlfriends were found to testify to the hours spent by Mr Kerry in front of his mirror"

LOL, The guy is such an egotist, I believe that is quite possibly true

[MJY1288]

As handsome as the North end of a South bound Mule

[Chris Talk]

You may be right but I have never seen a picture of tha end of him that they would be interested in.

[Triple Word Score]

Are there any John Kerry jokes yet? You know, there are lots and lots of Clinton jokes.

Arkansas boy saves Clinton's life. Clinton offers him a reward: anything he wants. The boy says, "I want a military funeral with full honors." Ex-42 says, "Well, son, you're just a kid! Why would you want something like that?" "I'm going to need one when my father finds out I saved your life."

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

If true, she was 14 and Kerry has a problem! Don't papers have an editor?

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Oh, Kerry is incredibly handsome by the standards of British politicians.

They don't show their politicians on TV?

[The South Texan]

"According to one Kerry campaign intern, Sen Kerry uses a titanium comb to manage his full head of greying hair. On occasions, when the comb has been forgotten, it has allegedly been "fed-exed" to his next destination. In a recent investigation in a supermarket tabloid, old girlfriends were found to testify to the hours spent by Mr Kerry in front of his mirror."

Oh boy. And we thought Bill Clinton was a primadonna.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFL!!

[per loin]

Throughout Friday, as he campaigned in Wisconsin before flying to Las Vegas, local reporters dogged Mr Kerry's every step, demanding a response to the charge of adultery.

You would not know this from the American national media.

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Found this one:

"John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be several months before he could be sexually active again. All the other Democratic candidates have been very supportive. Joe Lieberman called to wish him the best. The Rev. Al Sharpton called to offer prayers. Former President Bill Clinton called Mrs. Kerry and asked if she was lonely." —Jay Leno

There are others.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bljohnkerryjokes.htm

But they're not quite...the same, yet.

[Semper Paratus]

Oh, Kerry is incredibly handsome by the standards of British politicians.

In other words he has all his teeth.