Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.01
Posted on 02/15/2004 12:30:37 PM PST by jriemer
As you have noticed, there has been an increased level of "troll traffic" at FR, so I have decided to make lemonade out of lemons and placed a $0.01 USD reward out for every Troll ZOT!ed at Free Republic. The contribution to the Bush re-elecion campaign, Republican candidates, and the RNC will be based on the total number of ZOT!ed Tolled blasted away between 2/16/2004 and Election Day. The AdminMods are highly effective in what they do so the final total could be a rather large sum.
If you are wondering why I'm only contributing $0.01 per ZOT!, ask yourself this - are trolls really worth more than a penny each? Trolls are vastly overvalued as it stands right now 8^)
Trolls think they can come to Free Republic and try crash our party - they are wrong. We're planning to turn the tables on them and going to use their numbers against them to help conservative candidates. We would appreciate your support by freep-mailing me that you want to be on the ZOT!List or want to help in other ways.
I appreciate your time for considering this proposal.
jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac
Just becuase I come up with nutty ideas, would anyone think I'm a crank?
VKPac proudly announces that because of its rapidly increasing membership, the effective Troll Bounty is hereby raised to $0.10 per ZOT!. There are ten VKPac members each contributing their own pennies and by combining forces, we have made a ten-fold increase in the reward on the hides of the treacherous scum that wish to cause digital and intellectual vandalism here at Free Republic.
Also, VKPac has a running total pledge of $1.46 as of midnight 2/17 after the snuffeth of FR's 23rd Troll in 48hrs.
Tell your FR-iends about the ZOT! list and VKPac.
ZOT! ON and Roll Pennies!
jriemer
Deceased Trolls
February 17, 2004
Reagans Wife
Nancy Again
Tacbuchanan
BoxFR
InBushITrust
Laffercurve
Gboywa
Bandedcaves
Muckrakerexpose
Rest in Pieces
Ladies and Gentlemen, VKPac proudly presents - Momma Dollar and Poppa Dollar!
[applause]
VKPac, with your support has broken through this important psychological barrier while beating back the treacherous scum that wish to cause digital and intellectual vandalism here at Free Republic.
VKPac has nearly a dozen memebers and snuffed out 29 Trolls in three days. That's just shy of ten per day. At this rate, we will have well over 2500 Trolls converted into smoking hulks by the November election just 258 days away.
Tell your FR-iends about the ZOT! list and VKPac. For those already on the ZOT! list, we are making arrangements so that you are "closer to the ZOT! action". Details to follow.
ZOT! ON and Roll Pennies!
jriemer
Deceased Trolls
February 18, 2004
Doc_Farmer_Redux
paulsamuel1
Former Ted Sampley Groupee
OldBrit
Bob Gold
redsox77
Rest in Pieces
I smell Varmint poontang ...
So far, 29 trolls have been eliminated since FR declared a beginning to major combat operations on 16 FEB 04.
Ladies and Gentlemen, VKPac proudly announces that 37 Trolls have been eliminated and $3.02 in pledges have been collected since Free Republic declared a beginning to major combat operations on 16 FEB 04.
That's more than seven per day. At this rate, we will have well over 1900 Trolls converted into smoking hulks by the November election just 255 days away.
VKPac currently has a dozen members and with your support will continue to beat back the treacherous scum that wish to cause digital and intellectual vandalism here at Free Republic.
Tell your FR-iends about the ZOT! list and VKPac. For those already on the ZOT! list, contact your friendly neighborhood AdminModerator so that you can subscribe with their Troll list and be first to know when a Troll is about to meet a spectacular end.
If anyone has a question, please contact me.
ZOT! ON and Roll Pennies!
jriemer
Deceased Trolls
February 19, 2004
landslide
bushlandslide
rambol
Croniun
royalfighter
omnix
February 20, 2004
Heart
obstra principia
PS - Thanks to Old Sarge for the "major combat operations" quote
Gollywhiz, Fellas, I'm famous... (shucks)
I love the irony of it all...
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