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Astro-turf goes the way of the buggy whip. Another icon of the 70's disappears.
1 posted on 02/18/2004 12:10:47 PM PST by Dane
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To: Dane
Another icon of the 70's disappears

Now if Kerry would just do the same.........

2 posted on 02/18/2004 12:16:51 PM PST by freedombird
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To: Dane
Did Clinton junk his pickup truck?
3 posted on 02/18/2004 12:21:19 PM PST by Jack Wilson
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To: Dane
The makers of AstroTurf have filed for Chapter Eleven bankruptcy protection and reportedly will soon go out of business.

Apparently demand dropped off after Bill Clinton sold his El Camino...

4 posted on 02/18/2004 12:22:47 PM PST by jellybean (Taglines are easy...it's filling in the reply box that takes thought.)
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To: Dane
Oh my! What will white trash around the great American landscape use on their front porches without "Astroturf"?

I'm buying a whole bunch up now, so that I'll have it for my flocks of pink flamingoes. They will stand on nothing else.

5 posted on 02/18/2004 12:23:34 PM PST by blackdog (Churchill si veveret, ad remum dareris!)
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To: Dane
So what is Bill Clinton going to put in the back of his El Camino now?
7 posted on 02/18/2004 12:24:43 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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Speaking at a General Motors plant in Shreveport, La., Clinton talked about that pickup back in Arkansas. "When I was a younger man and had a life, I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had Astroturf in the back. You don't want to know why, but I did."

End of an era indeed.

8 posted on 02/18/2004 12:25:06 PM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: Dane; dubyaismypresident
Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews! Ah, the Jews hate grass. They always have, they always will.

Not that there is anything wrong with that....!

9 posted on 02/18/2004 12:29:13 PM PST by hobbes1 (Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
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To: Dane
It was all over when they couldn't get the contract for Joe Biden's head.
11 posted on 02/18/2004 12:30:51 PM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Dane; Hegewisch Dupa; metalboy; camle; 1Old Pro; Zack Nguyen; Semper Paratus; CatoRenasci; ...
Makers of Astro-Turf Going Out of Business

Well, great!

If it weren't for Astroturf, Pete Rose would have actually never been considered for any accolades or The Hall of Fame!

Punkely, banjo-hitter, slimeball, gambling weenie, Pete Rose had so many of his dribblers up into the outfield gaps turned from regular singles into doubles and triples because of Astroturf!

Far out!

Pete, you and Astroturf are PAST TENSE!!!!!

12 posted on 02/18/2004 12:32:53 PM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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"AstroTurf was developed for the Astrodome in 1966 by the Monstanto Company. S-R-I bought AstroTurf Industries in 1994 from the bankrupt Balsam Corporation in Saint Louis"

Tossed around like a hot potato. Doomed..
13 posted on 02/18/2004 12:36:34 PM PST by Monty22
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To: Dane; Poohbah; Howlin; BOBTHENAILER; PRND21; Catspaw; brewcrew; Miss Marple
What a shame. Artificial turf was a nice thing for baseball, albeit not as good as the designated hitter.
14 posted on 02/18/2004 12:37:02 PM PST by hchutch ("I never get involved with my own life. It's too much trouble." - Michael Garibaldi)
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To: Dane
There are other companies that make an artificial turf playing-field surface - but not by the trade name of AstroTurf. I b'lieve the field in Tejas Stadium in Irving is made by one such company. There will always be a market for the stuff...

Michael

16 posted on 02/18/2004 12:41:39 PM PST by Wright is right! (It's amazing how fun times when you're having flies.)
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To: Dane
Because this stuff is much better.
18 posted on 02/18/2004 12:43:44 PM PST by PogySailor
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"Makers of Astro-Turf Going Out of Business"

Headline should read:
Makers of Astro-Turf Going Out of Business George Bush found to be the reason. He sent the company to India and it went to HECK in a hand basket.

19 posted on 02/18/2004 12:49:50 PM PST by DeaconRed
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The stuff in Three Rivers was wierd. If you walked on it for any distance, your feet would actually get hot, even on a cold day. I marched on it once. That stuff was NASTY.
21 posted on 02/18/2004 12:53:25 PM PST by Benrand
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To: Dane
To paraphrase Dandy Don Meridith:

"Bye Bye Fuzzy Concrete!"

22 posted on 02/18/2004 12:53:44 PM PST by Khurkris (Ranger On...)
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To: Dane
How many careers have been ended because someone tried to save a few bucks on gardeners? Natural turf plays better, looks better and causes less injuries. Be gone, foul plastic faux grass.
26 posted on 02/18/2004 1:06:18 PM PST by bootyist-monk (5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Thunderbirds are go!)
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It is GW fault. He hsould have done something about it.
31 posted on 02/18/2004 1:22:03 PM PST by KevinDavis (Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
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To: Dane
darn....and I just bought an astroturf mower on-line....I shoulda known something was up.
32 posted on 02/18/2004 1:24:46 PM PST by ZinGirl
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"Makers of Astro-Turf Going Out of Business"

Damn cheap foreign imports :-)

37 posted on 02/18/2004 1:48:10 PM PST by NeoCaveman (New and improved is typically neither!)
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