[Fledermaus]

What's that quote attributed to Churchill about some bimbo telling him he was a drunk and he replied, "madam, in the morning I'll be sober but you will still be ugly" or something to that effect?

[nolu chan]

Lady: Winston, you are drunk.
Churchill: And madam, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.

Lady: Sir, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea!
Chuchill: Ma'm, if you were my wife I'd drink it.

[fishbabe]

then there's the churchill quote when he was at a party.a woman sitting next to him said,if i was your wife i'd serve you poison and churchill replied,if i was your husband,i'd drink it....

[CTOCS]

The "bimbo" was Dame Lady Astor. He said it to her at a party.

She approached him and said, "Sir Winston, you're drunk." He replied, "Yes, madam, and your'e ugly. But I'll be sober in the morning."

[SAJ]

Batsy -- Here ya go.

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Nancy Witcher Langhorne, Lady Astor, MP, at a dinner party in 1938:

''Oh, be silent Winston! You're drunk.''

Winston Churchill, MP:

''I am drunk. And you, madam, are ugly. However, tomorrow morning I shall be sober.''

Note: Lady Astor was the first woman to introduce a bill in Parliament, and is often considered to be the epitome of haughtiness. She and Churchill, although both Tories, had any number of famous rows.

[ButchHog]

Churchill was at some function and a woman said to him, You're drunk! He replied, Yes my dear I am. And you're ugly. But in the morning, I'll be sober. She responded, If I were your wife I would put poison in your food. His answer, If you were my wife I'd eat it.