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A few classic funny quotes by Democrats
rightcoast

Posted on 02/25/2004 9:14:47 AM PST by rightcoast

"We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement."
-- Richard J. Daley (Mayor of Chicago, 1955-76)

"This is the worst disaster in California since I was elected."
-- Pat Brown (Governor of California, 1959-66)

"She's a wonderful, wonderful person and we're looking to a happy and wonderful night -- ah, life."
-- Ted Kennedy (Massachusetts Senator) on his then-fiancee, Victoria Reggie



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: democrats; funnyquotes; patbrown; richardjdaley; tedkennedy
A few classic, funny quotes from Democrats. Add your own!
1 posted on 02/25/2004 9:14:48 AM PST by rightcoast
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To: rightcoast
"Bush is on the run"

John Kerry
2 posted on 02/25/2004 9:20:34 AM PST by cripplecreek (you win wars by making the other dumb SOB die for his country)
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To: rightcoast

From the Mind and Mouth of Marion Berry

"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."

"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."

"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."

"Bitch set me up."

"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."

"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."

"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"

"People have criticised me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are."

"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."

"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."

"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?"

"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"

"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."


Owl_Eagle

" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"


3 posted on 02/25/2004 9:29:25 AM PST by South Hawthorne (Prediction, this will be moved to chat ;-()
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To: Owl_Eagle
Are these all for real? Unbelievable.
4 posted on 02/25/2004 9:32:12 AM PST by codercpc
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To: codercpc

Everyone.  A true representative of the populace of Washington D.C.

 


Owl_Eagle

" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"


5 posted on 02/25/2004 9:35:21 AM PST by South Hawthorne (Prediction, this will be moved to chat ;-()
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To: rightcoast
One of the funniest I ever saw was reported earlier this week. John Corzine, RAT Senator from New Jersey, had this to say about Chuckie Schumer, RAT Senator from New York:

"Sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey -- take one bite, and he starts throwing his feces at you."

6 posted on 02/25/2004 1:12:16 PM PST by blau993 (Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
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