Rosie O'Donnell Weds Longtime Girlfriend

Associated Press ^ | 02/26/2004 | Lisa Leff

[per loin]

[Thebaddog]

You know what happens after you get married. No more sex and especially no more hummers. Never mind on the hummers.

[sgtbono2002]

Read the article . Rosie called the girl her wife. It was one of the funniest skits Rosie ever did. How come Rosie accepted the flowers? Grooms dont carry flowers, and the girl had the license , when I married I carried the license. Rosie wasnt wearing her strap-on she looked strange without it. She stated that she traveled mile not to get married but to give Bush a message. How about the Pre-Nup did Carpenter sign one? Tell me now that Rosie has assumed the responsibilities of the man can she have Mr Rosie O'Moose put on her drivers license now? Cant wait to see if Leno has the courage to step into this tonight

[OldEagle]

I wonder which was the bride and which the groom

My my, you have such a traditional concept of marriage:)

I wondered too, until I realized that is not what it is about for them.
Be patient. This too shall pass.

[The Mayor]

that must be the bride..

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Talk about risking nothing. If God want to punish her the worst thing he could do is turn her into Rosie O'Donnell.

[sportscaster]

Reminds me of the time when was a kid of 8 yrs old. The little neighbor girl and i used to play house and pretend we were married.Of course we weren't but we were just pretending.We caught heck when we went to get the mail from a neighbor's mailbox and pretended to be paying the bills.
The homosexuals can PRETEND they are married if they want.They are not.

[txlurker]

"I find this proposed amendment very, very, very, very shocking. And immoral.
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I find her comments very, very, very, very shocking and immoral....

What a loser!

[zygoat]

I wonder if they signed a pre-nup? If not, and things progress like most Hollywierd marriages, Mr. O'donnell will be raked over the coals when her wife divorces her. Of course, thats when Rosie will claim that the wedding was fraudulent. Whatta pig.

[zygoat]

Sorry, I didn't see your post.

[TexasCajun]

Should say "Pretends to Wed".

[Jorge]

"I think the actions of the president are, in my opinion, the most vile and hateful words ever spoken by a sitting president," O'Donnell, who lives in the New York City region, said on the program. "I am stunned and I'm horrified.

Considering the huge majority of Americans oppose gay marriage, Rosie probably won Bush a few more votes with this nonsense.

[SF Republican]

But if the fine print on the marriage license is read, she STILL isn't truthfully legally wed very interesting; I have been out of the loop on vacation for a week, what is this statement about?

[mombonn]

O'Donnell and Carpenter, who have four children together, walked hand in hand . . .

Disgusting beyond words.

[Sandmansleeper]

This is so confusing...Which one is the DOG? Which one is the BITCH?

[jrawk]

DATELINE 10/11/2004, NYC

This just in:

"Wife" of Rosie O'Donnel Divorces, sues for half of everything. Rosie is quoted, "Thank goodness for that Bush amendmendment or she might just win this one..."

-- lates
-- jrawk

[river rat]

Turkey baster bastards?

Semper Fi

[Mike Darancette]

WWII Rosie had lots more class.

[Extremist]

Half of nothing is nothing. The way the miserable sea-cow has disgusted our society, her b#$ch will have to pay the alimony.

Rosie will probably end up being a prison guard like the militant bull-dykes here in Texas.

[longtermmemmory]

Carpenter, a former dancer and marketing director at Nickelodeon,

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another reason to avoid Nickelodeon.

Don't they own Mtv and CBS too.