Rosie O'Donnell Weds Longtime Girlfriend

Associated Press ^ | 02/26/2004 | Lisa Leff

[Petronski]

Hmm, is that two fingered gesture the number two or the letter V?

Maybe both. Maybe she's signalling "Two Vaginas!"

[Petronski]

O'Donnell and Carpenter, who have four children together...

Actually, Carpenter only had a salad.




LOL!

[longtermmemmory]

she said peace. the v is supposed to be for victory.

Her face looks so need there. The "girlfriend" looks like, "have have my golden spike."

[longtermmemmory]

need=needy

[dougherty]

O'Donnell smiled and said, "We really did. We got married."

No, you didn't. Rosie, the 'marriage license' you were granted isn't worth more than the toilet paper you wiped your butt with last night.

[Freedom of Speech Wins]

Hopefully when they divorce Carpenter will qualify for galimony.

[Pagey]

O'Donnell and Carpenter, who have four children together,

FULL ON Dog-Barf ALERT, where was that,hmmm??? For gosh sake

Let me put the record clear if I may on Ms. Rosie 'Potty Mouth' O.K.?
We're talking about a sorry excuse for a human who
A.)Shot her mouth off on National TV about gun control, when she should've been interviewing Tom Selleck
B.)Had her commercial contract cancelled by KMART,TARGET,or Whatevcer store it was, for effecting their gun sales
C.) Invested and Lost (which I concur was her choice) more than $10,000,000 in a pseudo-freaky-Musical in N.Y. City, thinking that America was ready for an outlandish piece of effeminate garbage musical.
D.)Is a person who is so far out of the mainstream, that she has a publicist who manuevers publicity stunts such as this.

It's O.K. Rosie, go back to Florida(of course) and whine to your Kelli, as even the RAT Party distances themselves from you. Been working lately?Put on a few more for me will 'ya? (Howling laughter from the chair...........)

[heleny]

Lets say Joe Blow and Ima Lover are a man and woman and want to get married at SF City Hall this week. Is the City of SF using the doctored document, or are they using the offical State document? If they're using the doctored document for all weddings (probably), then the heterosexual couple may have problems down the road when they are deemed not legally wedded. I believe more lawsuits are forthcoming.

Interesting question. I hope SF gives them the proper papers.

I heard on TV that SF now requires an appointment to get a marriage license, so that there won't be lines out the door. If Ima and Joe want an appointment, do they have the same priority as XX&XX or XY&XY?

[Samwise]

O'Donnell was wearing a powder-blue blazer, black shirt and black pants; Carpenter wore a gray pantsuit.

Well, isn't that just special.

[doug from upland]

Funny you should say that. It is in the latest DFU SONG -- CLICK.

[R. Scott]

At least if the marriages stand gays will be subject to divorce lawyers, alimony, spousal support, community property …

[Wumpus Hunter]

I thought she drowned. Didn't they find her face down in Joan Rivers?

[Vernon]

black shirt and black pants; Carpenter wore a gray pantsuit.

How queer! Black for mourning is most appropriate for this sick sample of perversion.

[Vernon]

I'm sure they will share equally in the fire and brimstone!

[R. Scott]

They can always look forward to retribution.