Rosie O'Donnell Weds Longtime Girlfriend

Associated Press ^ | 02/26/2004 | Lisa Leff

[Viking2002]

Somebody needs to inform Mr. O'Bese that, aside from the swish-hips community and a few criminal seditionists, NOBODY ELSE SEES YOU AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A FAT, UNWED DYKE!!!!! AUUUUGH!!! AUUUUGH!!!! </Sam Kinison>

[Moonman62]

I wonder if there is a pre-nup? Just wait until one of these gay "marriages" breaks up for a "couple" with substantial assets and one asserts community-property. What is the defense? "Oh, no, it wasn't a legal marriage under state law and there is no way I should give up half my loot."

Now we are getting to the real reason the Rat Party, the party for lawyers, is pushing gay marriage. What they really want is gay divorce, which should be quite lucrative for the scumbags.

[Fintan]

Honeymoon in Vegas.

[maggief]

[jaz.357]

[gg188]

Carpenter, a former dancer and marketing director at Nickelodeon

Funny how these people so often want to get jobs related to children huh.

[roadcat]

But if the fine print on the marriage license is read, she STILL isn't truthfully legally wed.

I passed by there a couple times around noon while it was going on (I work in downtown SF). Real sick media circus going on.

What I'm wondering is the following. City of SF changed the marriage license to not read "husband and wife", "man and woman", etc. So they are not legally binding documents that the State of California approved. (And SF is breaking the law by using bogus altered official documents.) But what about regular couples who are getting married at this time. Lets say Joe Blow and Ima Lover are a man and woman and want to get married at SF City Hall this week. Is the City of SF using the doctored document, or are they using the offical State document?

If they're using the doctored document for all weddings (probably), then the heterosexual couple may have problems down the road when they are deemed not legally wedded. I believe more lawsuits are forthcoming.

[technochick99]

For it being her wedding day, she sure isn't beaming...

[Snowy]

OMG! That's it for you, buddy! I'm hitting the abuse button!

[Extremist]

Instead they referred me to the CITY ATTORNEY who just happens to represent the interests of the Mayor.

We've become the third world. Am I the only one thinking of the "Badges....We don't need no steeenking badges" line? HELLO Caleeefornya...We don't need no steeenking Caleeefornya!!

How 'bout an amendment to give CA to Meheeco?? Can I get a second??!!

[Redcloak]

O'Donnell and Carpenter, who have four children together...

Actually, Carpenter only had a salad.

[PISANO]

I waiting to hear "ANOTHER 10 COMMANDMENT'S MONUMENT" has been placed in a public area!! I wonder why we haven't? Hard to believe anyone other than the Socialist/Leftists are winning the CULTURE WARS in this country.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Those flowers look just like Rosie. A big plump package that looks like crap. I wonder if she got them at a grocery store....

[Maigrey]

Oh man! Where is the barf alert on that one. I was eating dinner! (uh-oh!)

[dmanLA]

You are NOT married AND marraige is NOT A RIGHT!!!

What about the explicit rights like free speech and gun ownership? You don't care about those do you?!?

[JOHANNES801]

He Rosie,fat,stupid and queer is no way to go through life.

[SeeRushToldU_So]

Who is rosie? I thought she was Rosie Palm and Her Five Daughters.

[Happy2BMe]

ROSIE and "WIFE" - "SnapOn Tools" Honeymoon

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

You bad boy....... I kind of doubt you would have any interest in THIS Rosie.......;^)

[SortaBichy]

this is just gross!!!!

i really like your tagline!!