1 posted on
02/27/2004 6:25:06 AM PST by
OESY
To: OESY
this outta be good. don't forget the chick standing in the background.
2 posted on
02/27/2004 6:26:31 AM PST by
KantianBurke
(Principles, not blind loyalty)
To: OESY
First I let Jane slip it in, then Ho Chi Minh, and well, the rest is history.
3 posted on
02/27/2004 6:27:25 AM PST by
New Perspective
(Proud father of a 2 month old son with Down's)
To: OESY
Girlfriend leans out from bathroom to beam a smile. Girlfriend? Does Thereeeeeza know?
4 posted on
02/27/2004 6:29:17 AM PST by
theDentist
(Boston: So much Liberty, you can buy a Politician already owned by someone else.)
To: OESY
Kerry: "I do care more about the poor than Bush does.
Open that door and watch how the orange will freefall to some poor hungry person down below."
5 posted on
02/27/2004 6:30:06 AM PST by
syriacus
(Lib courts get rid of gender in marriage = Courts get rid of any legal consideration of gender = ERA)
To: OESY
Really! My brain is this big.
7 posted on
02/27/2004 6:30:48 AM PST by
ILS21R
To: OESY
Oh, yeah
I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
Yeah, baby, I'm just a love machine
A hugging kissing fiend
8 posted on
02/27/2004 6:31:52 AM PST by
mewzilla
To: OESY
Was he having an "air rage" incident because the bathroom was occupied?
To: OESY
John Kerry demonstrates to passengers the correct position
for taking a poop while the airplane is moving.
11 posted on
02/27/2004 6:34:23 AM PST by
Johnny Gage
(God Bless our Firefighters, our Police, our EMS responders, and most of all, our Veterans)
To: OESY
Ready now! Pull my finger!
12 posted on
02/27/2004 6:35:47 AM PST by
TheRightGuy
(ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
To: OESY
Does this stance really make my butt look big?
13 posted on
02/27/2004 6:36:30 AM PST by
Arrowhead1952
(WARNING! DumbocRATs never met a tax increase they didn't like.)
To: OESY
..so I got up off of my knees,and Theresa slipped a check right between these two fingers,really it was that easy...
15 posted on
02/27/2004 6:45:51 AM PST by
Redcoat LI
("If you're going to shoot,shoot,don't talk" Tuco BenedictoPacifico Juan Maria Ramirez)
To: OESY
Sang to the tune of "Agent Man"
I'm a citrus man, I'm a citrus man
they've given me poll numbers
and taken away my fame.
Clinton loves Lewinskis
Lewinski loves cigars
Me and my girl Friday
love oranges and caviar
To: OESY
Hey Honey,
Can you check and see if the d**k of the special interests is still in my a**?
To: OESY
COUGH...COUGH....Someone take this doobie, I can't hit it like I did in f'n 'Nam.
18 posted on
02/27/2004 6:48:21 AM PST by
highnoon
(Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
To: OESY
Okay men... here's the proper technique. Get your sergeant to hold the VC's mouth open. Then if you throw carefully like this you can pop a live centipede right into his mouth! Great for interrogations before you shoot all the women and children.
19 posted on
02/27/2004 6:48:27 AM PST by
Seruzawa
(If you agree with the French raise your hand... if you are French raise both hands.)
To: OESY
Dammit Cleeland thats an orange,not a grenade put it down,I gotta make this 7-10 split!!
20 posted on
02/27/2004 6:49:37 AM PST by
Redcoat LI
("If you're going to shoot,shoot,don't talk" Tuco BenedictoPacifico Juan Maria Ramirez)
To: OESY
I look French AND I do Mime!!
21 posted on
02/27/2004 6:50:02 AM PST by
CygnusXI
(Where's that dang Meteor already?)
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