Skip to comments.
Kerry Loses Marbles in Orange Bowl (Captions Requested)
New York Times ^
| February 27, 2004
| DAVID M. HALBFINGER
Posted on 02/27/2004 6:25:06 AM PST by OESY
Senator John Kerry bowled with oranges on his campaign airplane
on Thursday shortly after takeoff from the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport.
Girlfriend leans out from bathroom to beam a smile. Meanwhile,
media and campaign aides fastened their seatbelts as Kerry freaked out.
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; bowling; kerry; oranges
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-27 next last
1
posted on
02/27/2004 6:25:06 AM PST
by
OESY
To: OESY
this outta be good. don't forget the chick standing in the background.
2
posted on
02/27/2004 6:26:31 AM PST
by
KantianBurke
(Principles, not blind loyalty)
To: OESY
First I let Jane slip it in, then Ho Chi Minh, and well, the rest is history.
3
posted on
02/27/2004 6:27:25 AM PST
by
New Perspective
(Proud father of a 2 month old son with Down's)
To: OESY
Girlfriend leans out from bathroom to beam a smile. Girlfriend? Does Thereeeeeza know?
4
posted on
02/27/2004 6:29:17 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Boston: So much Liberty, you can buy a Politician already owned by someone else.)
To: OESY
Kerry: "I do care more about the poor than Bush does.
Open that door and watch how the orange will freefall to some poor hungry person down below."
5
posted on
02/27/2004 6:30:06 AM PST
by
syriacus
(Lib courts get rid of gender in marriage = Courts get rid of any legal consideration of gender = ERA)
To: theDentist
"Come on seven! Papa needs a house payment!"
6
posted on
02/27/2004 6:30:18 AM PST
by
50sDad
(OK, I give in. Visit my website! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
To: OESY
Really! My brain is this big.
7
posted on
02/27/2004 6:30:48 AM PST
by
ILS21R
To: OESY
Oh, yeah
I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
Yeah, baby, I'm just a love machine
A hugging kissing fiend
8
posted on
02/27/2004 6:31:52 AM PST
by
mewzilla
To: OESY
Was he having an "air rage" incident because the bathroom was occupied?
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
To: OESY
John Kerry demonstrates to passengers the correct position
for taking a poop while the airplane is moving.
11
posted on
02/27/2004 6:34:23 AM PST
by
Johnny Gage
(God Bless our Firefighters, our Police, our EMS responders, and most of all, our Veterans)
To: OESY
Ready now! Pull my finger!
12
posted on
02/27/2004 6:35:47 AM PST
by
TheRightGuy
(ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
To: OESY
Does this stance really make my butt look big?
13
posted on
02/27/2004 6:36:30 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(WARNING! DumbocRATs never met a tax increase they didn't like.)
To: Johnny Gage
"I swear, the gooks give birth standing up and it's like they are spitting out an orange."
14
posted on
02/27/2004 6:40:45 AM PST
by
Lee Heggy
(When truth and logic fail high explosives are applicable.)
To: OESY
..so I got up off of my knees,and Theresa slipped a check right between these two fingers,really it was that easy...
15
posted on
02/27/2004 6:45:51 AM PST
by
Redcoat LI
("If you're going to shoot,shoot,don't talk" Tuco BenedictoPacifico Juan Maria Ramirez)
To: OESY
Sang to the tune of "Agent Man"
I'm a citrus man, I'm a citrus man
they've given me poll numbers
and taken away my fame.
Clinton loves Lewinskis
Lewinski loves cigars
Me and my girl Friday
love oranges and caviar
To: OESY
Hey Honey,
Can you check and see if the d**k of the special interests is still in my a**?
To: OESY
COUGH...COUGH....Someone take this doobie, I can't hit it like I did in f'n 'Nam.
18
posted on
02/27/2004 6:48:21 AM PST
by
highnoon
(Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
To: OESY
Okay men... here's the proper technique. Get your sergeant to hold the VC's mouth open. Then if you throw carefully like this you can pop a live centipede right into his mouth! Great for interrogations before you shoot all the women and children.
19
posted on
02/27/2004 6:48:27 AM PST
by
Seruzawa
(If you agree with the French raise your hand... if you are French raise both hands.)
To: OESY
Dammit Cleeland thats an orange,not a grenade put it down,I gotta make this 7-10 split!!
20
posted on
02/27/2004 6:49:37 AM PST
by
Redcoat LI
("If you're going to shoot,shoot,don't talk" Tuco BenedictoPacifico Juan Maria Ramirez)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-27 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson