Kerry Loses Marbles in Orange Bowl (Captions Requested)

New York Times ^ | February 27, 2004 | DAVID M. HALBFINGER

[OESY]

Senator John Kerry bowled with oranges on his campaign airplane
on Thursday shortly after takeoff from the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport.
Girlfriend leans out from bathroom to beam a smile. Meanwhile,
media and campaign aides fastened their seatbelts as Kerry freaked out.

[KantianBurke]

this outta be good. don't forget the chick standing in the background.

[New Perspective]

First I let Jane slip it in, then Ho Chi Minh, and well, the rest is history.

[theDentist]

Girlfriend leans out from bathroom to beam a smile.

Girlfriend? Does Thereeeeeza know?

[syriacus]

Kerry: "I do care more about the poor than Bush does.
Open that door and watch how the orange will freefall to some poor hungry person down below."

[50sDad]

"Come on seven! Papa needs a house payment!"

[ILS21R]

Really! My brain is this big.

[mewzilla]

Oh, yeah
I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you
Yeah, baby, I'm just a love machine
A hugging kissing fiend

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Was he having an "air rage" incident because the bathroom was occupied?

[Johnny Gage]

John Kerry demonstrates to passengers the correct position
for taking a poop while the airplane is moving.

[TheRightGuy]

Ready now! Pull my finger!

[Arrowhead1952]

Does this stance really make my butt look big?

[Lee Heggy]

"I swear, the gooks give birth standing up and it's like they are spitting out an orange."

[Redcoat LI]

..so I got up off of my knees,and Theresa slipped a check right between these two fingers,really it was that easy...

[MissAmericanPie]

Sang to the tune of "Agent Man"

I'm a citrus man, I'm a citrus man
they've given me poll numbers
and taken away my fame.

Clinton loves Lewinskis
Lewinski loves cigars

Me and my girl Friday
love oranges and caviar

[Stu Cohen]

Hey Honey,

Can you check and see if the d**k of the special interests is still in my a**?

[highnoon]

COUGH...COUGH....Someone take this doobie, I can't hit it like I did in f'n 'Nam.

[Seruzawa]

Okay men... here's the proper technique. Get your sergeant to hold the VC's mouth open. Then if you throw carefully like this you can pop a live centipede right into his mouth! Great for interrogations before you shoot all the women and children.

[Redcoat LI]

Dammit Cleeland thats an orange,not a grenade put it down,I gotta make this 7-10 split!!