[dangus]

Don't just stand there, dammit, get me some butter sauce!

[TheSpottedOwl]

Idiotic enviromentalists. Get every spare boat out there and start catching them. They can send the surplus to us!

[Batrachian]

I hear crabs are a big problem in the Russian military as well, and they're spreading.

[Abcdefg]

"Served with bread, butter, lemon and mayonnaise, the taste and texture of the crab meat is comparable with that of the finest lobster."

And that will be the death of them!

[adamj]

YUM!!!

[07055]

At present, some Norwegian fishermen have been granted seasonal licences to catch the Kamchatka crab but stiff regulations on the size of the boat used and other criteria mean they are few in number.

As usual, government is the problem. Why is it so hard to approve unlimited harvesting of these crabs? Who do the fisherman need to pay off to get this done?

[Schattie]

Mmmmmm... I assume these aren't Alaskan king crabs. Too bad.... they're deliscious.

[dighton]

After harsh interrogation, Stalinist invaders meet their end.

[AmericaUnited]

Served with bread, butter, lemon and mayonnaise, the taste and texture of the crab meat is comparable with that of the finest lobster.

Typical! Euroweenies just don't understand that FREE ENTERPRISE could take care of this problem very easily.

What a problem, having hordes of $10/LB critters advancing on you.

[luvbach1]

If they taste good, no problem! Let's organize an expedition!

[G.Mason]

"This animal has no natural predators and it's an alien species in the Barents Sea. That's why its numbers are exploding."

Silly person.

Humans are natural predators!

[TADSLOS]

Energised by a mysterious population explosion a decade ago...

What did Bush know and when did he know it?

[Snuffington]

The animal's legs are considered a delicacy and fetch top dollar in Japan and America. Even in Oslo, consumers pay around 200 Norwegian kronor (£15) a pound. Served with bread, butter, lemon and mayonnaise, the taste and texture of the crab meat is comparable with that of the finest lobster. One leg is enough to provide a grown man with a filling meal.

Threat, my eye! This is one invasion I fully endorse!

[Smocker]

They can't decide what to do? how moronic do you have to be in Norway before you realize that you need to get a big boat out there and start catching and selling these things?

[commish]

OK, I am now officially Hungry and ready to do my part to save Europe from this horrible sciurge. Pass the butter, and lets get to saving!

[OpusatFR]

I have the Old Bay and a huge pot.

Somebody else bring the corn.

[stboz]

Man! I could sell a *hitload of those things in Fresno!

[Lady Jag]

[SAMWolf]

[Calamari]

In the 1990s, for reasons nobody quite understands, the population exploded.

Global Warming? Global Cooling?