DFU SONG: Come a Little Bit Closer (Rachel Corrie taunts the bulldozer)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

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MIDI - COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

In a PLO town was a girl named Rachel Corrie
She was reading to children anti-American stories
She was brainwashed by mom and dad
By a college professor was had
But one day she would run out of luck and things turned out ba-a-ad

Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, you can't touch this house...I'll stand in your way
Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, Jews must be stopped...this will not be your day

She was burning our flag with the little terrorists cheering
And to the scum of the earth she became someone who's quite endearing
She was brainwashed by her mom and dad
By a college professor was had
But one day she would run out of luck and things turned out ba-a-ad

Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, you can't touch this house...I'll stand in your way
Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, Jews must be stopped...this will not be your day

You must wear a hard hat when you work around big equipment
She became a squished pancake...I hope that isn't too flippant
She was brainwashed by mom and dad
By a college professor was had
But one day she would run out of luck and things turned out ba-a-ad

Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, you can't touch this house...I'll stand in your way
Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, Jews must be stopped...this will not be your day

[doug from upland]

I refrained for a year and did not write a story about this. But enough is enough. Her cousin shot her mouth off and the peace activist aholes are on Katie Couric and nightly news attacking our president for his ad. We are at war. Sorry, Rachel, your actions helped kill innocent women and children in Israel. You were our enemy in the war on terror. Why did you waste your life? Shame on your parents.

[doug from upland]

This story sent me over the top -- A YEAR OF SILENCE SINCE RACHEL CORRIE DIED

[doug from upland]

[fatrat]

silly little bitch needed killin'

[doug from upland]

No, she didn't deserve to die. She was foolish, not evil.

[Arpege92]

"silly little bitch needed killin"

Ouch....that sounds like something a Democrat would say.

[raloxk]

She is the enemy of my people and deserved to die

[doug from upland]

I won't go that far. She was young and very, very foolish. I blame her parents and college professors.

[dirtbiker]

No, she didn't deserve to die. She was foolish, not evil.

At least she didn't have time to reproduce. Such ignorance needs to be removed from the gene pool, even by bulldozer if necessary........

[raloxk]

i agree with that part

[doug from upland]

Oh, my. Please tell me you have a source for the dumpster story.

[dougherty]

She was killed by her own stupidity. Anyone that steps in front of a moving bulldozer is a moron. The wackos are out to make her a martyr but it just doesn't wash.

[doug from upland]

Being a parent of a daughter about her age, I can't imagine what it would be like. She was raised to be a fool by foolish people. What a waste of a life. It is clearly their fault.

[dougherty]

How sickening.

[Enterprise]

"Rachel Corrie's lame liberal parents experience the thrill of their life while presenting Yassar Arafat with a picture of their martyred daughter - which he threw in a dumpster on the way out of the hotel"

This is heart-stopping jaw-dropping if true!

[Dallas59]

White, western, leftists feel so sorry for the "poor oppressed little people" of the world. Of course the "poor" oppressed little people" of the world could give a hoot about the White, western leftists.

After all, it's the White Western World that has caused all this suffering....Right J Fonda Kerry?

[Arpege92]

I like to think that it is God and only God who decides what each one of us deserves.

[raloxk]

you know that isnt true

[Enterprise]

"Of course the "poor" oppressed little people" of the world could give a hoot about the White, western leftists."

Generally, they are considered "useful fools."