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MARTHA CONVICTED: Hamptons Erupt in Riots
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Posted on 03/07/2004 5:15:19 PM PST by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver
LOL.
Martha vowed to keep searching for the REAL insider traders.
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posted on
03/07/2004 5:17:20 PM PST
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: Sub-Driver
I wish we could send these WASPS back to Europe.
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posted on
03/07/2004 5:23:33 PM PST
by
bmwcyle
(<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
To: Sub-Driver
C'mon.......Martha Stewart is "My" Bill Clinton, OK??????? ;^)
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posted on
03/07/2004 5:23:42 PM PST
by
soozla
(PRESS HARD!! You are making three copies!!)
To: martin_fierro
MARTHA MUST HAVE LIVED IN A HIGH CLASS DUMP.
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posted on
03/07/2004 5:25:40 PM PST
by
jocko12
To: martin_fierro
I kinda missed the old Onion.
Good to see someone is picking up the banner!
LOL!
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posted on
03/07/2004 5:25:44 PM PST
by
Publius6961
(50.3% of Californians are as dumb as a sack of rocks (subject to a final count).)
To: martin_fierro
MARTHA LIVED IN REAL HIGH CLASS DUMP.
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posted on
03/07/2004 5:26:56 PM PST
by
jocko12
To: Sub-Driver
"They only found her guilty because a bunch of men couldn't handle the idea of a successful woman," said another unnamed rioter. When she learned that eight women sat on the jury and a respected female judge presided over the case, she shrugged. "That just shows how far jealousy goes, doesn't it." Nothing else need be said!
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posted on
03/07/2004 5:32:39 PM PST
by
Cold Heat
(In politics stupidity is not a handicap. --Napoleon Bonapart)
To: Sub-Driver
After spending more than a month talking about what a mistake it would be to put Stewart on the stand in her own defense, legal analysts on CNN and MSNBC jeered the domestic diva's attorneys for not putting her on the stand. I would like to see punditry stand trial for fraud someday.
To: bmwcyle
WASP? Martha's no WASP, she's of Polish stock and the vast majority of Hamptonistes aren't WASPs either.
To: nopardons
What is a WASP?
To: nopardons
You take things too serious in the middle of a parody.
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posted on
03/07/2004 5:52:42 PM PST
by
bmwcyle
(<a href="http://www.johnkerry.com/" target="_blank">miserable failure)
To: MissAmericanPie
White Anglo Saxon Protestant
To: MissAmericanPie
WHITE ANGLO SAXON PROTESTANT = WASP
To: nopardons
... the vast majority of Hamptonistes aren't WASPs either.I concur - sounds Greek or Hispanic to me.
To: bmwcyle
Parodies only like, when they have eliments of the truth.
It would have been funnier, had they used Wesport and how Martha's neighbors were holding celebration parties. I was thinking up my own version, of that, as I read this one. LOL
To: Senator Pardek
Nope. Sounds French.
To: nopardons
It would have been funnier, had they used Wesport and how Martha's neighbors were holding celebration parties.Actually, that's probably what's really been happening this weekend!
To: NYC GOP Chick
There's some eliments of truth to what you say.
To: jocko12
Or dumped in a high class life.
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posted on
03/07/2004 6:32:08 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Socialism is slavery.)
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