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Caption John Kerry
Getty Images | March 6, 2004 | Getty Images

Posted on 03/08/2004 10:48:50 AM PST by ejdrapes

SAN ANTONIO, TX - MARCH 6: Democratic presidential hopeful Senator John Kerry (D-MA) reaches and misses a baseball while playing catch on the tarmac before boarding a plane to Mississippi March 6, 2004 in San Antonio, Texas. Kerry continues to campaign after winning nine out of ten states in the Super Tuesday primary last week. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)


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1 posted on 03/08/2004 10:48:52 AM PST by ejdrapes
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To: ejdrapes
I like the guy in the SUV....his look is: "*sigh*...what a moron...they don't pay me enough"
2 posted on 03/08/2004 10:50:17 AM PST by ZinGirl
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To: ejdrapes
He is such a loser


3 posted on 03/08/2004 10:51:07 AM PST by smith288 (http://www.ejsmithweb.com/FR/JohnKerry/)
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To: ZinGirl
ROFL !!!

I was thinking along the same lines, but mine was "geez, of all the duty to pull, I have to get this f'n idiot"

4 posted on 03/08/2004 10:51:31 AM PST by coder2
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To: ejdrapes
"Where's the f'n ball?"
5 posted on 03/08/2004 10:54:17 AM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: ejdrapes
Seeking to shore-up his Red Sox fans base, John Kerry lets an important baseball get by his outstretched glove.
6 posted on 03/08/2004 10:54:36 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: ejdrapes
Stupid is as stupid does!
7 posted on 03/08/2004 10:55:27 AM PST by Piquaboy
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To: dead
He plays ball like a girly-boy.
8 posted on 03/08/2004 10:56:47 AM PST by NutmegDevil
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To: ejdrapes
Is it just me or is that ball arcing down right at the truck?
9 posted on 03/08/2004 10:56:59 AM PST by mitchbert (Facts are Stubborn Things)
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To: dead; TheRedSoxWinThePennant
Botox, not BoSox.
10 posted on 03/08/2004 10:57:07 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (He is "Red," though.)
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To: dead
"I'd look much cuter wearing a tutu than playing with this f'n glove"
11 posted on 03/08/2004 10:57:20 AM PST by Never2baCrat
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To: ejdrapes
Foul!
12 posted on 03/08/2004 10:58:29 AM PST by PRND21
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To: ejdrapes
John Kerry. What a buffoon.

Remember the New York Subway Series? At game 3, George Bush threw in the first pitch? Often, politicians and public figures granted that honor can't do it from the pitchers mound. They trow the ball and if they are lucky, it rolls to the catcher. No problem for George Bush. He even threw it like a man who knew how to throw a baseball.

http://www.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/ws/news/ws_news_story_left.jsp?article=10312001-0941

miserable failure miserable failure miserable failure miserable failure war criminal

13 posted on 03/08/2004 10:58:54 AM PST by Fun Bob
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To: ejdrapes
I love that photo. I love all the other ones too with him "trying" to be athletic. why is he trying to hard to be good at playing ball? Does he think that makes him macho? There's always some kind of ball for him to "try and catch" before he heads on the plane. Wow, is this so obviously planned out or what? Yipes....Dukakis moments for sure.
14 posted on 03/08/2004 11:00:25 AM PST by cubreporter (I trust Rush...he will prevail in spite of the naysayers)
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To: ejdrapes
Well, even when his eyes are open, he misses. Geez, I think the guy would learn not to try and do things he isn't good at.

Like National Security and being the head of the military.
15 posted on 03/08/2004 11:00:25 AM PST by tuckrdout (Terri Schindler (Schiavo) deserves to have her wishes honored: Give her a DIVORCE!)
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To: ejdrapes; martin_fierro; Paul Atreides; WackySam; mikrofon

Hey! Where are those tongs?!

16 posted on 03/08/2004 11:00:27 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Might get Kerry cooties.)
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To: ejdrapes
I got it, I got it, I got it.......thunk

That SS guy in the car - his look is priceless. LOL
17 posted on 03/08/2004 11:00:59 AM PST by baseballmom
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To: ejdrapes
Leg bone is connected to the thigh bone

...uh huh, maybe we put Lurch together wrong again?
18 posted on 03/08/2004 11:01:18 AM PST by snooker ( You can drag a 'botox gigolo' through a swamp, and some dumb gator will always bite.)
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To: ejdrapes
Perhaps if Kerry dressed differently for his athletic activities, he might not come across this dorky. Those shoes could get him a sprained ankle. Then again, even in his surfer outfit he managed to look dorky.
19 posted on 03/08/2004 11:02:03 AM PST by Dante3
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To: ejdrapes

WINDSHEILDWINDSHIELDWINSHIELD! Glad this thing's bulletproof!
20 posted on 03/08/2004 11:02:12 AM PST by SquirrelKing
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To: ejdrapes; martin_fierro; Paul Atreides; WackySam; mikrofon
If it was Clinton, it would say, WAIT STAFF MUST USE THONGS.
21 posted on 03/08/2004 11:03:20 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Visible Tag Lines.)
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To: ejdrapes
What is good for the country, symbolized by this base ball, goes right over Kerry's f'in head.
22 posted on 03/08/2004 11:04:30 AM PST by WV Mountain Mama (I am the anti-soccor mom, hear my SUV roar!)
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To: ejdrapes
"We don't need no stinkin' aircraft carrier. We got an SUV."
23 posted on 03/08/2004 11:04:30 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: ejdrapes
"I suck!"
24 posted on 03/08/2004 11:04:42 AM PST by Redcoat LI (Mad,Bad,and Dangerous to Know.)
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To: ejdrapes
"I am not a 'girly-boy'. To prove it, just watch me catch this lobbed softball,... OOPS!!"
25 posted on 03/08/2004 11:05:08 AM PST by Gritty ("Kerry seems very much like a man who keeps a secret stash of Grey Poupon"-Peggy Noonan)
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To: tuckrdout
Almost as good as the infamous Dukakis Tank picture. I hope this wasn't a photoshop job. If not it's "priceless".

The guy in the SUV (probably Secret Service): "Ah s**t, there goes my windshield!"

26 posted on 03/08/2004 11:05:13 AM PST by katana
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To: ejdrapes; martin_fierro; Paul Atreides; WackySam; mikrofon
Or, WAIT STAFF MUST USE TONGUES.
27 posted on 03/08/2004 11:05:17 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (That giant sucking sound you hear. . . .)
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To: ejdrapes
"Failure: When your best just isn't good enough."
28 posted on 03/08/2004 11:06:06 AM PST by Blue Scourge (Off I go into the Wild Blue Yonder...)
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To: ejdrapes


"...but I shouldn't have to pay.
I'm John Effin' Kerry!"
29 posted on 03/08/2004 11:06:47 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: ejdrapes
Caption Kerry at church
30 posted on 03/08/2004 11:07:30 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Fun with pictures.)
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To: smith288
LOL too funny! Wonder if he caught that big ball that was almost rolled to him!

Now wouldn't it be great if Pres. Bush tossed him a ball during one of the debates!?! Watch him flinch like that and miss it altogether!
31 posted on 03/08/2004 11:09:20 AM PST by Txslady
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To: ejdrapes
An earlier thread showed Kerry with his hands in the air after a ball he had thrown wasn't caught by someone on the other end of his throw.

Now this one shows Kerry having no luck with this throw.

Obviously the game and the Presidency are over his head.

Obviously he is not playing catch, he is playing "miss."

32 posted on 03/08/2004 11:09:43 AM PST by N. Theknow (John Kerry is nothing more than Ted Kennedy without a dead girl in the car.)
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To: N. Theknow
He's only good at throwing medals.
33 posted on 03/08/2004 11:11:52 AM PST by Dionysius
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To: ejdrapes
From MLB's Official Rule Book

ERRORS
10.13
An error shall be charged for each misplay (fumble, muff or wild throw)...NOTE (2) It is not necessary that the fielder touch the ball to be charged with an error.

34 posted on 03/08/2004 11:13:11 AM PST by rabidralph (Crush Kerry's berries.)
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To: ejdrapes
what a fairy
35 posted on 03/08/2004 11:15:10 AM PST by petercooper (Florida 2000: Bush 2,912,790 - Gore 2,912,253)
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To: katana
Almost as good as the infamous Dukakis Tank picture. I hope this wasn't a photoshop job. If not it's "priceless".

My thoughts exactly. Whoever is having Ketchup Boy out pretending to be an average American sports lover should go to Google and put in search terms like "Dukakis", "tank", and "Alfred E Neuman".

But the best part of the picture is the SUV driver.

36 posted on 03/08/2004 11:18:35 AM PST by Heatseeker
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To: ejdrapes
The Score:

One run, one hit, one error, one left.
At the end of the first inning: President Bush: 1, Sinator Kerry: 0
37 posted on 03/08/2004 11:19:35 AM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Or, Wait staff must use tongue while wearing thongs. Clinton would be pretty picky about stuff like that.

John "Fumblefingers" Kerry; " I may be clumsy and I may lack all semblance of athletic ability, but if you want someone to raise your taxes, take away all of your remaining individual liberties, and ensure the deaths of countless thousands of Americans in future terrorist attacks on American soil, I AM YOUR MAN!"
38 posted on 03/08/2004 11:20:49 AM PST by Newtoidaho
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To: ejdrapes
Sen. John Kerry, oblivious to the previous ownserhsip interests of President George W. Bush, performs an impromptu audition for the vacant SS position on the Rangers' squad while in TX Friday. Asked why he was taking such a bold step the Sen. replied ... "Well, I heard these guys get paid pretty well, and in case you hadn't heard, I'm going to need another 30 years in the Senate just to pay the interest on my new mortgage .. and , you know, the Sox have Nomar so I couldn't go there ... well, heck it's worth a shot ... Whoa! Hey, secret service boy ... quit your talkin on the phone and get my F*^%&$# ball!"
39 posted on 03/08/2004 11:22:17 AM PST by BlueNgold (Feed the Tree .....)
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To: smith288; Explorer89

Somehow presidential politics wasn't the first thing that came to mind the first time I saw this photo.


40 posted on 03/08/2004 11:27:58 AM PST by MrConfettiMan (Worry is only anxiety over something that may never happen. So why bother?)
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To: ejdrapes
No doubt, Kerry blamed the guy that threw the ball to him for his own misjudgement. It's always someone else's fault.
41 posted on 03/08/2004 11:30:57 AM PST by b4its2late (If you think no one cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.)
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To: ejdrapes
Lurch AKA the BORG incarnate! Bawhaahahahahaaaha...what's next the summons of Mrs. Brown to help him with his wardrobe?!
42 posted on 03/08/2004 11:35:15 AM PST by RoseofTexas
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To: smith288
"Eyes Wide Shut"
43 posted on 03/08/2004 11:52:10 AM PST by fella
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To: cubreporter
Don't forget the Kennedys and the touch football/bad back ploy.
44 posted on 03/08/2004 11:56:38 AM PST by fella
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To: Fun Bob
President Bush was a pitcher when he was at Yale, I believe. He clearly knew what he was doing on that mound. It was great.
46 posted on 03/08/2004 12:00:46 PM PST by mitchbert (Facts are Stubborn Things)
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To: kerry04
I know you're aching for a reply, so, "hi, there."

This thread is hard for you, I know.
47 posted on 03/08/2004 12:22:56 PM PST by altura
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To: kerry04
Hit a nerve?
48 posted on 03/08/2004 12:26:38 PM PST by fml ( You can twist perception, reality won't budge. -RUSH)
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To: kerry04
Moby... is that you???
49 posted on 03/08/2004 12:41:21 PM PST by So Cal Rocket (If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
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