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DFU SONG: Cabaret (Kerry and his cash cow)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 03/10/2004 11:15:06 PM PST by doug from upland

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MIDI - CABARET

Kerry got money to make his big run...others have asked him "How?"
"It's very simple," he will say..."Marry your own cash cow"

If she has money, of course, she's his type...he'd take a nag from NOW
"It's very simple," he will say..."Marry your own cash cow"

Mortgage her house...oh, what a louse
When she is gone and she's not looking
With an intern he is cooking

There's nothing he will not do to succeed...he'll do it and take a bow
"It's very simple," he will say..."Marry your own cash cow"

Mortgage her house...oh, what a louse
When she is gone and she's not looking
With an intern he is cooking

Looks do not matter to this gigolo...heck, she could pull her own plow
"It's very simple," he will say..."So very simple," he will say
"Just marry your own cash cow"


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cashcow; gigolo; kerry; ketchupboy

1 posted on 03/10/2004 11:15:07 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
This is a MASTERPIECE. You've gotta send this to Rush to be played on his broadcast. While you're at it, send it to Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Mike Reagan, Bob Dornan, G. Gordon Liddy, Jay Leno, Dave Letterman - - - Heck, send it to Howard Stern.

Keep up the good work my man!
2 posted on 03/10/2004 11:27:24 PM PST by no dems
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To: no dems
Send away. The only one I've gotten them to play is THE BALLAD OF MIKE MORAN.
3 posted on 03/10/2004 11:56:19 PM PST by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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To: doug from upland
I think the Beatles summed him up very nicely:

He’s a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.

Doesn’t kave a point of view,
Knows not where he’s going to,
Isn’t he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man, please listen,
You don’t know what you’re missing,
Nowhere man, the world is at your command.

He’s as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere man can you see me at all?
Doesn’t kave a point of view,
Knows not where he’s going to,
Isn’t he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man, don’t worry,
Take your time, don’t hurry,
Leave it all till somebody else
Lend you a hand.

He’s a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.

4 posted on 03/11/2004 4:20:28 AM PST by The G Man (John Kerry? America just can't afford a 9/10 President in a 9/11 world. Vote Bush-Cheney '04.)
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