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96-Year Old "Julia Roberts" Arrested For Crack Cocaine Possession
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0311043crack1.html ^

Posted on 03/13/2004 11:40:51 AM PST by DaughterofEve

Julia Roberts may be the country's oldest alleged crack dealer. The 96-year-old North Carolina woman--that's right, 96--was busted Monday along with a few younger relatives/cohorts for running a drug operation out of her home.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: North Carolina; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: celebrity; juliaroberts; wod
What a world.
1 posted on 03/13/2004 11:40:52 AM PST by DaughterofEve
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To: DaughterofEve
I don't guess that the defense of "I was just the cook" would work in this case.
2 posted on 03/13/2004 11:45:02 AM PST by bayourod ( Kerry's 1st wife: $250M; 2nd wife: $700M; Mistress: priceless.)
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To: DaughterofEve
wow botox does work, I thought julia roberts was...wait a minute?
3 posted on 03/13/2004 11:45:25 AM PST by Afro_conservative
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To: DaughterofEve
The wonders of cosmetic surgery...
4 posted on 03/13/2004 11:48:01 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Beware: My posts bite back.)
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To: DaughterofEve
Note that she has a prosthetic leg too.
5 posted on 03/13/2004 11:48:16 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: DaughterofEve
Jukia Roberts is 96!!? Why, she doesn't look a day over 80!
7 posted on 03/13/2004 11:52:34 AM PST by teletech (Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT!)
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To: teletech
Julia Roberts is 96!!? Why, she doesn't look a day over 80!

Her lips are 103.

8 posted on 03/13/2004 12:02:11 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Why the long face, John?)
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To: DaughterofEve
What do you do with a 96 year old drug dealer??:)
9 posted on 03/13/2004 12:13:35 PM PST by international american
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To: international american
Whatdo you do with a 96 yo drug dealer ? The same thing you do with any other drug dealer , make them eat all the drugs you catch them with.
10 posted on 03/13/2004 12:56:53 PM PST by sgtbono2002 (I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.)
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To: DaughterofEve
96-Year Old "Julia Roberts" Arrested For Crack Cocaine Possession

She was sitting on these. Wow!!! What a flavor.

11 posted on 03/13/2004 3:49:05 PM PST by boothead
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