[GeronL]

do I have to pay for that lesson Professor? =o)

[ApplegateRanch]

No; that is the free teaser.

You can, however, sign up for my web-based series of lectures, each more expensive than the last, to cover the costs of the ever more impressive, though useless, suitable for framing, "diplomas" an "certificates".

We also offer 'discounts' on the vanity-published texts that are required and available nowhere else.

To keep our costs down, we cut out the middlemen, and accredit ourselves.

In order for us to calculate your tuition, please submit certified copies of your U.S. tax returns for the previous five years.