Kerry still can't get his stories straight

SUN-TIMES ^ | March 21, 2004 | BY MARK STEYN

[Choose Ye This Day]

After picking ourselves up, we discovered VC was MIA.

Reminds me of Good Morning Vietnam:

"Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, 'cuz if it leaks to the VC he could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP."

[beaversmom]

Do you think Kerry will be able to top Al Gore?

[beaversmom]

On the same principle, I think the best way voters this November can demonstrate their support for John Kerry is by voting against him.

Love Steyn. Wish the U.S. was overrun with people that have sense like Steyn and Medved.

[Alamo-Girl]

Bump!

[lainde]

Bump and thanks!

[irv]

''I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.''

Notice that he uses this line twice, since it actually does tell you everything you need to know about the esteemed Senator from Vichy.

[Texasforever]

I have never seen a person so constantly brilliant. There has to be more than one guy 'cause no one can bat a thousand for this long.

[Stultis]

The only question now is who the 'Rats will choose to nominate at their convention--'twon't be Kerry!

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

Hey, he's a proven winner, and the NJ Supreme Court is a proven 'Rat asset.

[My back yard]

Kerry still can't get his stories straight

Excerpt:


''I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.''


Got that?


Q: How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: At least four. One to unscrew the old lightbulb. One to simultaneously announce his courageous commitment to replacing the old bulb. One to vote against funding the new light bulb. And one to denounce George W. Bush and America's Benedict Arnold CEOs for leaving everyone in the dark.

Q: Why did John Kerry cross the road?


A: He didn't cross the road. He crossed to the middle to demonstrate his grasp of the nuances and subtleties involved in crossing the road, and was still explaining them to the New York Times reporter when the logging truck hit him.

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Also none of our business is the senator's go-ahead-punk bluster about foreign policy. For months he's been droning in his stump speech that, if George W. Bush wants to fight this election on national security, Kerry has three words for him: ''Bring it on!'' So Bush brought it on -- with a 30-second ad arguing that the senator is weak on defense. And suddenly the campaign's curled up on the floor in a fetal position whimpering that it's just totally unfair making such a horrible personal attack. Watching him in New Hampshire, I always thought, when Kerry dares you to ''bring it on,'' he couldn't quite bring it off. As all military strategists say, no plan survives first contact with the enemy. And so it proved.

[kabar]

The only question now is who the 'Rats will choose to nominate at their convention--'twon't be Kerry!

I have noticed over the past several months that there are a number of posters who believe that there will be a deus ex machina that will wrest the nomination away from Kerry and give it to someone else. This is nonsense. Kerry will be the nominee because he has the delegates needed to win it. The Dems won't change the primary rules. The only caveat, and it is a remote one, is for Kerry to withdraw. That just won't happen.

[stainlessbanner]

And suddenly the campaign's curled up on the floor in a fetal position whimpering that it's just totally unfair making such a horrible personal attack.

< snicker >

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

The Dems won't change the primary rules.

Rules mean nothing to a 'Rat!

[kt56]

Here's a "Little Johnny" email I just got from a friend..from the mouths of babes....LOL

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of
them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except
one boy.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan.
"The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she
asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what
would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."

[kabar]

The rules mean something if it means committing suicide as a political party. The idea that some Dem cabal is going to overrule the results of the primaries and declare someone else as the nominee is pure fantasy.

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

If Kerry continues to demonstrate his unelectability, he will be cast aside.

[kabar]

Who and how will Kerry be cast aside?

[FourtySeven]

bump for a great piece

[madison46]

CLASSIC material

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

Who and how will Kerry be cast aside?

I don't know who Kerry will be cast aside for, but it will be for someone perceived to be electable--if Kerry's performance continues to demonstrate, as he did last week, that he is unelectable. If Kerry continues along this line, Bush will be assured an easy 300+ electoral votes. If the 'Rats can't win, they surely want Bush to win only slightly (and preferably to lose the popular vote) so they can continue to refuse working with him and continue to claim he is somehow illegitimate.

How will Kerry be tossed aside? If it's done it'll be a coup led by the 'Rat superdelegates, who are not pledged. The inferior delegates (don't you just love the class system inside the 'Rat Party?) will be swayed by the elites' feelings and decide to vote their consciences, regardless of whether they are bound to Kerry or not. 'Rats have already set the precedent of being able to ignore their own primaries and party selection rules in, for example, NJ and MN, and they have the state supreme courts on their side (include FL, too) to provide them with whatever legislation is needed to ensure an equitable election in November (i.e., an election where the 'Rats have their best chance of winning).

Rules mean absolutely nothing to 'Rats. Power is their religion.