[Hand em their arse]

I've had alot of experience in this area... The downside of your comment however, is that there is no correct answer for the person who truly does not have a drinking problem.

[DumpsterDiver]

...there is no correct answer for the person who truly does not have a drinking problem.

I suppose there isn't, especially since I don't even know the man. My experience is limited to people I've known who really were alcoholics.