[pepsionice]

Ok, here is the movie script. Bubba and Joey (from Jersey of course) and throw stones at Tuba the 400 giant ape from Uganda who is in a enclosed zoo compound. The camera sees these dudes through the gorilla's eyes, and Tuba plans her escape to terrorize them. The whole movie is made in the park. We toss in 13 or 14 people that get in the way of Tuba chasing these two guys. We bring in Steve Irwin as the Zoo keeper...who keeps saying...she's a bigun. And finally, the clincher scene...Bubba and Joey offer a breathe mint to the ape as she is about to tear them up. She smiles at them...and everyone goes home happy.

[yankeedame]

Ok, here is the movie script. Bubba and Joey (from Jersey of course) and throw stones at Tuba the 400 giant ape from Uganda who is in a enclosed zoo compound. The camera sees these dudes through the gorilla's eyes, and Tuba plans her escape to terrorize them. The whole movie is made in the park. We toss in 13 or 14 people that get in the way of Tuba chasing these two guys. We bring in Steve Irwin as the Zoo keeper...who keeps saying...she's a bigun. And finally, the clincher scene...Bubba and Joey offer a breathe mint to the ape as she is about to tear them up. She smiles at them...and everyone goes home happy.

No! No! No! All wrong! We're talkin' a teen movie here. Where's the dork/brainy-ack? The stud/jock? The smarmy jerk who, when he gets ka-bonged to pieces by the gorilla, everybody in the audience cheers? And where are the teenage bimbos?? Cheeze, when are you rookies are goin' learn? (grin)