Democrat Kerry to Have Minor Shoulder Surgery

Yahoo! News ^ | March 27, 2004 | Reuters

[NovemberCharlie]

I was afraid he'd mention he got it in Vietnam.

[Green Knight]

That wouldn't surprise me. You can't look at his face now and his face a year earlier and NOT see that that man's gotten his face shot up with botox. No WAY did the crags on his face disappear as quickly as they did. No way.

[quidnunc]

Look for another Democrat dirty campaign trick.

The only reason Kerry took his vacation was so he would be out ot the line of fire when the Clarke stuff hit the fan.

[mass55th]

He must have hurt himself doing all those flip-flops.

[mass55th]

He'll probably blame it on the Secret Service man and try to sue the government.

[GRRRRR]

This just in...

algore will assume the position of Temporary Presidential Presumptive Nominee while Jeffin' Kerry is under anesthesia...

That is all

[Drango]

Did you guys know that Kerry is a Vietnam veteran?

You'd think he mention it if he was...

[DeFault User]

"Say, doc, as long as you're in there can I get a backbone too?"

[isthisnickcool]

WOWWWWWWW!!!!! WOWWWWWWW!!! CATCH ME TER-eee-SA!!!!!

Dorkamus-Maximus

[shield]

What a wimp....

[Azzurri]

That must be it. It certainly wasn't caused by his ski trip, because as he says, he doesn't fall down, therefore making injury impossible.

This guy is such a pompus windbag that he won't even admit that he hurt his shoulder falling down skiing.

[TomGuy]

Old football injury:

[shield]

On second thought....he's probably having plastic surgery on his ugly face. He should have a nose job at the same time. He is one ugly person.

[americanbychoice2]

1)Maybe he is secretly seeing a Proctologist to have a Lobotomy?
2)After having Prostate surgery,wouldn't the Party be embarrassed for fielding a candidate who can't get it up any more? Don't they need someone who speaks softly and carries a "big stick"? Implant?
You can vote if you want to.

[PJ-Comix]

Good time for Ketchup Boy to sneak in another Botox treatment. He had his first Botoxification in December. Now 4 months have gone by and his face is sagging again so time for another treatment. And he will be due for a third Botox treatment around August. After Election Day, Kerry's face will be sagging beyond the ability of Botox to repair.

[kanawha]

I think you maybe on to something. Kerry's prostate cancer
operation is never commented on. I can think of another
Massachusett's Senator, well two, and both were less than
candid about their medical problems during their campaigns
for the US presidency. In fact, Senator Kerry know holds the
seat of Senator Tsongas, who like Kerry, had been treated
for cancer as he began his presidential campaign.

If Governor Clinton could be asked if he wore boxers or
briefs, certainly Senator Kerry should be asked if he is
now impotent, wearing diapers or undergoing radiation
therapy as a result of his cancer not to humiliate the man
but to determine if he is fit to be POTUS.

[lawgirl]

I'll bet he actually did it tumbling head over heels 6 times on his recent snowboarding escapades.

[PJ-Comix]

2)After having Prostate surgery,wouldn't the Party be embarrassed for fielding a candidate who can't get it up any more?

In that case, then the Republicans should have been embarrassed by Dole in '96.

[americanbychoice2]

well, we may have a duo pushing Viagra now?

[kennedy]

I'll bet he actually did it tumbling head over heels 6 times on his recent snowboarding escapades.

Nope. Didn't happen. He doesn't fall down (unless some SOB secret service agent knocks him down).