CAPTION: KERRY (throwing a punch)

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[OXENinFLA]

Yes, yes this is how I artificially inseminate cows.

(He's gotta get the farm vote somehow.)

[OXENinFLA]

Have at it folks.

[OXENinFLA]

CAPTION KERRY ping...............

[TommyDale]

And this is how I REALLY damaged my shoulder!

[Az Joe]

"This finger has been in Vietnam."

[johniegrad]

Is that the widow Heinz on his left?

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[cripplecreek]

I don't know about the desiccated one but the woman next to him looks like shes trying to summon the gods to strike him down.

[Redcoat LI]

No caption,is that thing in the lower left Therezaaaaaaaa?

[OXENinFLA]

but the woman next to him looks like shes trying to summon the gods to strike him down.

That makes sense, that's his wife.

[Charles Martel]

"I'm going to fight like a Bengal tiger!"

[mass55th]

Tah-Re-Zah looks like Yoko Ono!

[thackney]

You put your right arm,
you take your right arm out,
you put your right arm in and you shake it all about.
You do the hokey-pokey and you turn the issue about.

That's what I'm all about.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Broad at the shoulder,br>narrow at the hip.

And everybody knew,
ya didn't give no lip...

[cvq3842]

LOL!

Theresa does look odd, and the two of them together make for some kind of disturbing tableau.

It's not a "candid" shot, as they each seem frozen in some kind of awkward pose.

Oh well . . .

[GOPJ]

They do punch air:

John Kerry’s wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, said a few weeks ago that Wal-Marts "drive me crazy" because "they destroy communities."

Teresa Heinz is talking about liberal newspapers, not "communities". The small shops that overcharge buy ads from local liberal newspapers. If local newspapers were in any way beholden to the people of the community, rather than just to shopkeepers, they would have to broaden their appeal. In other words, they'd have to hire some conservatives.

Teresa Heinz is a multimillionaire and doesn't need to shop price. She wants locals who will kiss up to her -- puff up her ego. Walmart won't treat her any differently than any other customer. She wants you to subsidize her exulted lifestyle by paying more for all your goods. Charming. Or tacky. Your pick.

[GraceCoolidge]

Yes, yes this is how I artificially inseminate cows.

At least he's found a better outlet for all that bull he's been slinging around, then.

[albee]

Kerry: "...and if my right jab doethn't hurt you, my left croth will!"

[RightField]

What kind of jacket is he wearing? Can some eagle-eyed Freeper identify the patches on it? Could this be another Dukakis moment?

[LisaMalia]

Kerry: Yo, yo, yo! I'm down with the MTV crowd, dogs. Check out my ho's bling bling!

TerYaySa: John, would you PLEASE get down here and quit making a fool out of yourself. You're embarrassing me!

[Pukin Dog]

I'd like to know just what Kerry thinks he is doing wearing a Navy AVIATION G-1 jacket?