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I (along with most of the men here) am Retrosexual and proud of it.
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Posted on 04/11/2004 12:05:58 PM PDT by Engine82
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To: Engine82
A Retrosexual has a tackle box with lots of broken hooks and lures that we intend to fix....someday...
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:01:55 PM PDT
by
Preech1
(He IS your President, now GET OVER IT! (In response to liberal bumper stickers.))
To: Engine82; B4Ranch; Pete-R-Bilt; tubebender; NormsRevenge; ChefKeith; Squantos; Eaker; ...
Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is cussing or throwing the remote control. Dunno, I might be moved to tears if my remote hit the wall.
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:04:38 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Please pray for our men and women in harms way - and the families awaiting their return)
To: Engine82
After reading this I have a sudden need to get a beer and some chips and sit down to watch my "The Searchers" vidio again.
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:23:31 PM PDT
by
fella
To: Engine82
I prefer the term suburbansexual. A suburbansexual is a guy (like me) who wears jeans and flannel shirts while doing yard work on the weekends. Drives a pickup truck or at least an SUV. Has a garage with tools and does own oil changes. Has shed with at least half a dozen gas-powered things (lawn mower, weed wacker, leaf blower, snowblower, wood chipper, etc.). Doesn't go to fancy restaurants and doesn't order drinks with umbrellas in them. Cooks on the grill at least 10 months a year and knows what to do with a T-bone. Buys beer by the case. And so on.
There is also the ruralsexual, which I hope to be when my kids grow up. I'll plant a double-wide on some rural plot of land and spend my days clearing brush, chopping wood, pouring gasoline down fire ant hills and sitting on my front porch with a glass of iced-tea strumming my banjo. Maybe I'll even chew some tobacco or take up a pipe. That'll be me in just a few more years when I inherit my parents land down in Alabama.
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:30:25 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(I'm voting for John Kerry until I vote against him in November)
To: Engine82
NO doubt about it. The post of the day.
45
posted on
04/11/2004 1:31:58 PM PDT
by
dix
(Remember the Alamo, and God bless Texas)
To: alabamaqueen
Oh, you are so on the mark. Retrosexual men are THE sexiest men around. I hate all those wussy men on TV too!!! Give me a real man than I can feel safe with and that I know will protect me from anyone. Yeah...the best!!!!
To: Engine82
Retrosexual sounds equivalent to most of our freeper guys!
Lovin' it!
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:39:32 PM PDT
by
MaryFromMichigan
(We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
To: Arthalion
That car is not for men only. The old Camaro's are the best.
To: dakine
Manly man ping....more comments needed.
To: Engine82
Bumped and passed along to my macho friends out there. :-)
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:44:04 PM PDT
by
NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
(Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
To: Engine82
What is Hot Topic?
To: Engine82
When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face. Beautiful! However, when I give up my seat to a woman on the trolley (San Diego), other men look at me like I'm from outer space. Come to think of it, the women on the trolley look at me like I'm from outer space.
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posted on
04/11/2004 1:58:31 PM PDT
by
Jagdgewehr
(Islam - Cancer to the civilized, free world.)
To: glock rocks; Pete-R-Bilt; Squantos
I need to make a clarification about "Retrosexuals."
There is also a breed called Redneck Retrosexuals.
Yes, I am a Redneck Retrosexual.
53
posted on
04/11/2004 2:01:43 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(“WE OFTEN GIVE OUR ENEMIES THE MEANS FOR OUR OWN DESTRUCTION.”)
To: B4Ranch
Woohoo! I'm almos tthe full Retrosexual! =) . . . a couple of things don't apply to me yet as I am as yet unmarried.
54
posted on
04/11/2004 2:03:19 PM PDT
by
yevgenie
(8 bits in a byte; 2 bits to a quarter ($.25) ==> so, 8 bits is a dollar ???)
To: Engine82
Well, I guess I'm so retrosexual that paleantologists could use me as a study. For me it's simple - club woman, drag her back to cave.
55
posted on
04/11/2004 2:05:00 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(I havn't seen my therapist in 5 years. Neither has anyone else ;0))
To: stylin_geek
Back in the ealry 70s, I actually modeled a couple of leisure suits for a newspaper fashion edition.
Not too long thereafter... I was at a conference with a bunch of my professional colleagues when one of them said: "Get a load of Cliff B. He's still wearing that leisure suit."
Mine never came out of the suitcase at that event.
I gave to my son but HE WOULDN'T WEAR IT!
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posted on
04/11/2004 2:21:13 PM PDT
by
JimVT
(.)
To: B4Ranch
I've always had some confusion about those revolving doors... are you supposed to go in first and get the thing moving, or should you let the lady go first?
I suppose the answer revolves around whether she's carrying the beer...
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posted on
04/11/2004 2:26:00 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Please pray for our men and women in harms way - and the families awaiting their return)
To: Engine82
A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (heck, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride in a snow bank.
Okay, I admit it! I have absolutely no idea how to drive in snow. Can't us folks who reside in Hawaii get a pass on this one?
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posted on
04/11/2004 2:29:15 PM PDT
by
Begin
To: Engine82
I've read this essay before, and MOST of it is B.S.
This is BS...
A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.
A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.
When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman,
A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's)
Most of this essay could have been written by Gloria Steinem. Gimme a break. I don't give women free food and drinks simply because they agreed to spend time with me. As for opening doors and giving up my seat? Hey, I'm all for equality, women can take care of themselves.
By the way, I was once a 2LT, and whoever thinks that a person that volunteers for the military as an officer should be rediculed because they are a 2LT can kiss my ass.
To: Engine82
A Retrosexual is not the person sitting in the Beauty Parlor getting his hair styled and highlighted and wondering why the woman in the next chair isn't interested in talking to him.
A Retrosexual is not the one who decided that Beauty Parlors should be Unisex in the first place.
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