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I (along with most of the men here) am Retrosexual and proud of it.
Woody's Taxidermy ^
| 4-11-04
| Cutbait Robin
Posted on 04/11/2004 12:05:58 PM PDT by Engine82
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To: Engine82
A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he darn well wanted it to land.
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Especially if it's on the ex-wife. And her family. |
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posted on
04/11/2004 2:47:46 PM PDT
by
Fintan
(© 1950)
To: glock rocks
You just need to give her a shove in the direction the doors are spinning. That way your gal won't 'walk' into the door. She'll probably get slapped on the rear end if she doesn't keep up with the rotation speed though. Generally after three bumps they get the idea what speed to walk at.
First time around, be sure to say:
Honey,
Don't drop the beer!
62
posted on
04/11/2004 2:48:23 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(“WE OFTEN GIVE OUR ENEMIES THE MEANS FOR OUR OWN DESTRUCTION.”)
To: Engine82
A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female. 
To: B4Ranch
Generally after three bumps they get the idea what speed to walk at. Heck, after three bumps, she's back outside, and the beer's all shook up. It's a dilema, I tell ya.
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posted on
04/11/2004 2:52:55 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Please pray for our men and women in harms way - and the families awaiting their return)
To: JimVT
Well, and it is somewhat embarrassing, those suits are now currently fashionable for women. My daughter loves hers.
65
posted on
04/11/2004 2:54:12 PM PDT
by
stylin_geek
(Koffi: 0, G.W. Bush: (I lost count))
To: JimVT
Wow! And we can place our orders - where?
66
posted on
04/11/2004 2:55:22 PM PDT
by
bluejean
(Support the USA - Convict Democrats of Treason)
To: Engine82
A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.
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The prey. |
67
posted on
04/11/2004 3:03:58 PM PDT
by
Fintan
(© 1950)
To: JimVT
"I'm not sure......does this mean I have to give up my leisure suit?No. A leisure suit qualifies as an outfit designed to conceal yourself from prey.......namely, women. Wear it and she'll never know you're there. Trust me.
68
posted on
04/11/2004 3:06:20 PM PDT
by
freedox
To: Fintan
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
(short pause)
meow, meow, meow,
(short pause)
meow, meow, meow,
(short pause)
meow, meow, meow, and so it goes.
69
posted on
04/11/2004 3:07:02 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(“WE OFTEN GIVE OUR ENEMIES THE MEANS FOR OUR OWN DESTRUCTION.”)
To: Begin
Okay, I admit it! I have absolutely no idea how to drive in snow. Can't us folks who reside in Hawaii get a pass on this one?
Don't worry. If you are retrosexual, it will just come naturally to you.
70
posted on
04/11/2004 3:10:27 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: IDontLikeToPayTaxes
rediculed
????? Is that an O-1 or O-2 word?
71
posted on
04/11/2004 3:11:28 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(“WE OFTEN GIVE OUR ENEMIES THE MEANS FOR OUR OWN DESTRUCTION.”)
To: codyjacksmom
Oh, you are so on the mark. Retrosexual men are THE sexiest men around. I hate all those wussy men on TV too!!! Give me a real man than I can feel safe with and that I know will protect me from anyone. Yeah...the best!!!!Yeah... my wife used to have those same feelings about a certain movie star. He was big and strong and about as handsome as a man could be. Even his name was Retrosexual to the max. Geez... "ROCK" Hudson... my wife was so disappointed !!! ;-))
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72
posted on
04/11/2004 3:12:17 PM PDT
by
GeekDejure
( LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!!)
To: Fintan
No hunting license needed. No limit. Bag as many as you want.
73
posted on
04/11/2004 3:13:06 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: B4Ranch
rediculed Likely found in an OER.
74
posted on
04/11/2004 3:27:33 PM PDT
by
FreedomFarmer
(In memory of FReeper Harpseal. Yorktown.)
To: notfondajane
One issue though. The only pet a man can cry over is the death of death his dog.I'm willing to give a man a pass if he sheds a tear or two over the loss of a good horse.
To: Arthalion; B4Ranch; glock rocks; tubebender; NormsRevenge; ChefKeith
You've got the right idea, just a bit of refinement to get you there
76
posted on
04/11/2004 3:43:57 PM PDT
by
Pete-R-Bilt
(live everyday as if it's your last... one day you'll be right!)
To: Freebird Forever
Or a favorite saddle that took many rainstorms while riding to fit just right.
77
posted on
04/11/2004 3:46:05 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(“WE OFTEN GIVE OUR ENEMIES THE MEANS FOR OUR OWN DESTRUCTION.”)
To: notfondajane
I'm a knuckle dragging reactionary (and proud of it) and I love my cats. If anyone has a problem with that I got .45 reasons to change your mind.
78
posted on
04/11/2004 3:54:00 PM PDT
by
junta
To: Pete-R-Bilt
Refinement is good.
79
posted on
04/11/2004 3:54:53 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Please pray for our men and women in harms way - and the families awaiting their return)
To: Engine82
I wonder if "Cutbait Robin" is married. If not, I'm going to target him.
80
posted on
04/11/2004 3:55:29 PM PDT
by
Capriole
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