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April 13, 2004 | LadyShallott

Posted on 04/13/2004 7:13:14 AM PDT by LadyShallott

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To: LadyShallott
You Know You Are A Freeper When.....

You dress up like a devil in July, not even during an election year, just to pi$$ of Hitlery Klintoon.

21 posted on 04/13/2004 7:28:11 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Monthly donors are better lovers)
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To: LadyShallott
You use "hugh", "vey" and "series" in normal conversation, and wonder why people look at you funny...
22 posted on 04/13/2004 7:29:15 AM PDT by RosieCotton (Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: LadyShallott
You know you are a Freeper when you are watching the cable news shows and keep reaching for a Post Reply button.
23 posted on 04/13/2004 7:30:05 AM PDT by Pete
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To: RosieCotton
LOL. You mean people don't talk like that?
24 posted on 04/13/2004 7:30:13 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: LadyShallott
You notice the Bush/Cheney sticker on the bumper of the US Mail delivery vehicle and are NOT offended...

SLedgeCS

25 posted on 04/13/2004 7:32:07 AM PDT by SledgeCS (If you call me a European-American, get ready for a fight over that INSULT...)
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To: LadyShallott
Heh...I've found my family (the ones that haven't yet been sucked in) get confused when I talk like that.

On the other hand...it's kinda fun to confuse 'em.
26 posted on 04/13/2004 7:32:29 AM PDT by RosieCotton (Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Owl_Eagle
You threaten to Zot your kids when they misbehave...
27 posted on 04/13/2004 7:33:53 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Because Democrats are liars, they assume Republicans are too...)
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To: LadyShallott
You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

You didn't, did you?

28 posted on 04/13/2004 7:35:01 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn't be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: Steve0113
seen this?
29 posted on 04/13/2004 7:35:34 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: LadyShallott
You know you are a Freeper when your printer becomes a distibution point for worthy news articles!
30 posted on 04/13/2004 7:35:35 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (Kerry is a combat vet. But he fought for the wrong side.)
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To: ErnBatavia
Or attempt to use "Zot" when playing Scrabble, and are amazed and upset when people don't acknowledge it as a real word!
31 posted on 04/13/2004 7:36:01 AM PDT by RosieCotton (Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
Actually...no. But who knows? I might just surprise him the second time. LOL
32 posted on 04/13/2004 7:36:47 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: RosieCotton
And you keep confusing your guests by calling liberal politicians "maroons," too.
33 posted on 04/13/2004 7:37:40 AM PDT by jwalburg (Mr. Kerry, why did you remain in VVAW after the assassination plot meeting?)
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To: biblewonk
Good one!
34 posted on 04/13/2004 7:39:27 AM PDT by newgeezer (...until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury.)
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To: RosieCotton
True story...Last week, my oldest daughter joined FR and did a search on me...just to ask if she could come over. She said I wasn't answering my e-mail or phone and she knew she could get in touch with me here.
What a great list and a great way to start the day. Thanks LS!!!!
35 posted on 04/13/2004 7:42:45 AM PDT by codyjacksmom
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To: biblewonk
" I can't read news on a regular news site because I can't post comments and everybody deserves my opinion."

Har! I love this one. So true!! If only the world would listen to us.....
36 posted on 04/13/2004 7:44:06 AM PDT by Lakeside
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To: biblewonk
Same here! I finally got tired of seeing the MSNBC headlines delivered to my mailbox because I can't post, and I unsubscribed. Those are the folks that really need to hear my opinion!
37 posted on 04/13/2004 7:44:11 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: dakine
A so true Ping...
38 posted on 04/13/2004 7:45:02 AM PDT by codyjacksmom
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To: jwalburg
You mean they aren't, bugs bunny will be seriously disappointed, and it could be hugh
39 posted on 04/13/2004 7:46:34 AM PDT by dts32041 ("Give me a break. I'm a male, my ESP doesn't work." 05 APR 04 Mondoman)
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To: codyjacksmom
True story...Last week, my oldest daughter joined FR and did a search on me...just to ask if she could come over. She said I wasn't answering my e-mail or phone and she knew she could get in touch with me here.

LOL!

I can believe it, though! This place is rather addictive, to say the least!

40 posted on 04/13/2004 7:48:04 AM PDT by RosieCotton (Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
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