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You Know You Are A Freeper When.....
April 13, 2004 | LadyShallott

Posted on 04/13/2004 7:13:14 AM PDT by LadyShallott

You Know You Are A Freeper When......

You have family members post for you because you have lost all sensation in your right hand from to much mouse usage.

You aren't sure what this "daylight" thing is, but you know you haven't seen it since 1998.

You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.

You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.

You try to figure out a way to write a program that would allow you to make love with your spouse and read the breaking news at the same time.

When you and your spouse get into an argument it comes out "Removed by Admin. Moderator".

You asked for a wireless connection at your baby shower. Who needs a baby monitor? Watching the baby and posting is just FR practicality.

You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.

You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

You have shunned the Atkins Diet and chosen to go on the “Freeper” diet: Coffee, smokes, and target practice.

You want to sit in a cage at a PETA rally while smoking, eating a hamburger, drinking coffee and hand out Free Republic coffee mugs.

And last but not least……..

You know you are a married to a Freeper when you can talk about anything going on in the world, you display the American Flag with pride, and you pray for the Troops defending this great country. Chance 33_98, I love ya!


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1 posted on 04/13/2004 7:13:15 AM PDT by LadyShallott
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To: chance33_98
*Spouse Ping*
2 posted on 04/13/2004 7:14:27 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: LadyShallott
Your family members get screennames just in order to communicate with you.

Though I guess you had that covered here:

You told your spouse you were pregnant by listing it under “Breaking News”.

;-) Good list!

3 posted on 04/13/2004 7:16:13 AM PDT by RosieCotton (Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: LadyShallott
You yell "PING!" to get the attention of your wife in the other room.

You tell your cats that their Little Friskies is actually made from roasted trolls.

4 posted on 04/13/2004 7:17:12 AM PDT by dirtboy (John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
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To: LadyShallott

You have picked out not only your child’s name, but their screen name for future use at Free Republic.

 

You mean like this?

 

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

5 posted on 04/13/2004 7:17:16 AM PDT by South Hawthorne ("Kill my boss? Dare I live the American Dream?" ~ Homer Simpson)
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To: LadyShallott; carlo3b; LadyX; Billie; ofMagog; TexasCowboy; Scuttlebutt; parsifal; Fred Mertz
I have Freeped on a 1200 baud cell phone connection, back when you paid fifty cents a minutes for a air time.

I am doing better now, my doctor tells me.
6 posted on 04/13/2004 7:17:35 AM PDT by razorback-bert
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To: netmilsmom
Just for fun. :)
7 posted on 04/13/2004 7:18:18 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: LadyShallott

8 posted on 04/13/2004 7:19:00 AM PDT by Diogenesis (If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us)
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To: Owl_Eagle
waycooljunior!
9 posted on 04/13/2004 7:19:55 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Owl_Eagle
LOL. That's great!
10 posted on 04/13/2004 7:19:55 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: LadyShallott
I can't read news on a regular news site because I can't post comments and everybody deserves my opinion.
11 posted on 04/13/2004 7:20:38 AM PDT by biblewonk (The only book worth reading, and reading, and reading.)
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To: LadyShallott
You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker.

LMBO!!! Not that I would know anything about this...

12 posted on 04/13/2004 7:21:19 AM PDT by retrokitten (Because nobody suspects the butterfly!)
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To: LadyShallott
"You seriously think about ramming the car in front of you when you see a liberal bumper sticker."

I have seen a car in the parking lot with a John Kerry campaign bumper sticker on the PAINT of the trunk. I want to slap them reeeeallly hard.
13 posted on 04/13/2004 7:22:12 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: LadyShallott
You tell your friends "I'll bump ya later on."
14 posted on 04/13/2004 7:22:34 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: LadyShallott
LOL, looks good, reminds me of: You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……
15 posted on 04/13/2004 7:24:30 AM PDT by chance33_98 (Shall a living man complain? Oh how much fewer are my sufferings than my sins;)
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To: chance33_98
new year, new Freeper list. :0)
16 posted on 04/13/2004 7:26:17 AM PDT by LadyShallott ("An armed society is a polite society."~Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: LadyShallott
when you can't get away from the computer, no matter what time it is....

My wife has told me,
If you could only spend as much time with your kids as you do on FreeRepublic life would be better.
I chose FreeRepublic!
17 posted on 04/13/2004 7:26:26 AM PDT by The Mayor (Death separates us for a time; Christ will reunite us forever.)
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To: LadyShallott
You spend your time finding pictures of John Kerry & morph him into a two-headed ketchup alien.

WHO TOLD Y--!

er...I mean..."that's interesting."

18 posted on 04/13/2004 7:26:28 AM PDT by Prime Choice (Leftists claim Bush is a terrorist. So why aren't they trying to appease him?)
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To: mhking
Ping!
19 posted on 04/13/2004 7:26:36 AM PDT by chance33_98 (Shall a living man complain? Oh how much fewer are my sufferings than my sins;)
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To: LadyShallott; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Howlin

You're watching FOXNews and jump up and race to the P.C. when they mention a story related to a Moose or Cheese.

 

 

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

20 posted on 04/13/2004 7:27:25 AM PDT by South Hawthorne ("Kill my boss? Dare I live the American Dream?" ~ Homer Simpson)
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